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THREE DAY WEEKEND WOOO! Labor Day Drunk Thread 9/2/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 2, 2011.

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  1. thabucmaster

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    Those boobs look... odd.

    In other news, I'm headed to Boston tomorrow to pick up my fiancee finally. It's been three months since I saw her. Going to make her walk bowlegged for a few days. From there, we're headed to Falmouth, MA. She's going to be meeting my dad's brothers for the first time (who are quite ruthless in a good way), so this should be an interesting weekend!

    Also, here's Tyrone trying his best to impersonate Fernanthonies' avatar.
     

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    FUCK YOU BOTH HER EYES WILL HAUNT YOUR SOUL
     

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    I assure you, they will. In a "Dear god, which one is the lazy one? Crap, don't stare directly at either of them. Focus in the middle." kind of way.
     
    #143 Angel_1756, Sep 2, 2011
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    Maybe she's an Animorph
     
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    Suuuure they will.

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    #145 Dcc001, Sep 2, 2011
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    Into what?

    A giant squid!

    Think about it...huge eyes, beaky nose, gelatinous tits. She's got it going on.
     
    #146 bewildered, Sep 2, 2011
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    YOU BITCHES LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE!!!

    AlmostGaunt, you fail at hotlinking pictures of Keeley Hazell. Here is the original picture, much better than that Photoshop monstrosity you burned our eyes with.
     

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    It's funny to me because I have never actually found an Indian woman attractive, just the way my personal aesthetics work. Someone told me to look up Riya Sen, and she is the Indian woman I find hottest. I defy you to show me someone better.
     
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    BABY RUTH?

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    Oscar nominees take a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    LIGHT WORK.

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    She's basically more attractive than everybody.
     
    #152 Nom Chompsky, Sep 2, 2011
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    Much better, but holy Botox, Batman.
     
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    Ohmigawwwwd you guys will never believe the ugly bitch that had the nerve to step out of her apartment today!

     

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    Ahhhh, I love a beer buzz. Farm Day tomorrow (at Frank's residence), so I'm looking forward to free, awesome ice cream.


    Also, fuck whoever just won the cash five.
     
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    Hooka please. You know if you went to bed with that chick you'd wake up next to a monobrow.
     
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    Speaking of Indians with lazy eyes.

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    Look at this man. Salman Rushdie is my hero. He is a balding, bloated bridge troll, but he has banged every woman on the planet. Literally. If he hasn't gotten around to you, wait. He's busy inside a ballerina while giving a lecture about the political state of Muslim India.

    I want a fatwa placed on me. They'll be tossing you vagina like it's a frisbee.
     
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    When I was in college I worked at UPS. No matter how hungover I was, after 6 hours of picking up boxes I was as sober as a priest. It was a shitty, sweaty cure all. For a bonus, the job was so hard and infuriating, I always felt like drinking afterward. It was a weird circle of alcoholism and productivity.
     
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    Where the hell is hooker? She's usually the anchor that holds the WDT together.
     
    #159 Noland, Sep 2, 2011
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I have had deep fried butter. I'm not normally one for suggesting that eating one item of food can shorten your life span but if there were ever a "gateway food", deep fried butter would be it. Once you try it, there's no going back.

    Also drinking one of my homebrews now. Actually pretty respectable, considering I made it.
     
    #160 ghettoastronaut, Sep 2, 2011
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