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TiB Birthday Week(end) [10/15/10]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 15, 2010.

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  1. TX.

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    I'm at the bar discussing insurance shit with my dad. He just got up to use the loo and some bitch is trying to chat him up. WTF?
     
    #181 TX., Oct 23, 2010
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    Papa gets swag.
     
    #182 Aetius, Oct 23, 2010
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    So be a proper wingman and talk him up already. Get the old man laid.

    Might want to stay away from personal endorsements though.
     
    #183 Nettdata, Oct 23, 2010
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    Um, nevermind. My dad's a regular and said he passed her resume along to some people. Got her a few interviews.

    Allegedly. Thank God I'm home now. My mom's an unpleasant harpy, but I was gonna have to rough a cunt up in her honor.
     
    #184 TX., Oct 23, 2010
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    Only if you have a 7+ inch wang.
     
    #185 TX., Oct 23, 2010
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    On my way to a halloween party sans girlfriend. The Han Solo costume turned out really well too. I foresee myself getting really drink tonight and spouting off Star Wars quotes.
     
    #186 Fernanthonies, Oct 23, 2010
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    If you see Guido, be sure to shoot first, ask questions later.
     
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    Bets on when he starts hitting on broads using the line "wanna see my blaster, baby?"
     
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    Nah, what he'll do is just ejaculate indiscriminately over the girl's body/bedding/teddy bears and then toss her a kennedy half dollar and say "sorry about the mess"
     
    #189 Aetius, Oct 23, 2010
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    Just set the opening credits theme music as your ringtone. Its common knowledge it leads to soaking wet panties everywhere. Duh.

    Wanna check out my lightsaber?
     
    #190 TX., Oct 23, 2010
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    "Get in there you big furry oaf; I don't care what you smell!"
     
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    I bent my Wookie. :(
     
    #192 TX., Oct 23, 2010
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    fix'd
     
    #193 Aetius, Oct 23, 2010
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    Fix'd again.
     
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    Superglued.
     
    #195 Beefy Phil, Oct 23, 2010
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    Probably, but that's not really what I meant.
     
    #196 Wadget, Oct 23, 2010
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://thehistoryofrome.typepad.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://thehistoryofrome.typepad.com/</a>

    This guy kept me sane all week. Not the most exciting radio voice, but he does a really, really solid job. He's already responsible for a dozen books being added to my reading list. Check it out.
     
    #197 Beefy Phil, Oct 24, 2010
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    Get home from a killer night at the restaurant, check facebook.

    I see more sudden Cain Velazquez and Texas Rangers fans than I ever imagined possible. Fuck casual sports fans.

    Oh well, lets see if y'all can entertain me while I play catch up
     
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    Lucky Extra beer + roommate fixing new house while I watch and drink beer = easy evening.

    God damn I'm lazy.
     
    #199 Primer, Oct 24, 2010
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    and no pants party.
     
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