Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] God bless America! And she is from Oklahoma State...if nothing else, we know how to grow 'em around here. Don't believe me? Here is one from Texas A&M:
Re: El Drunk-o de Late-o! 10/15/10 It's true. I thought Avatar was good in 3D (more for the bugs right in front of your face bringing it to life and other small things rather than the big effects) but until you've seen Jackass 3D you don't know 3D. I think I'll be seeing it again. Johnny Knoxville is hot, and he's got some abs in this movie. Of course, I'm partial to Chris Pontius, perhaps because you see his penis the most. Or because he's funny, one of the two. And for no reason whatsoever, one of my favorite bands Lucero:
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] Nothing runs like a "Deer" [img]http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh241/wicked_fairlane/20080706113348_main.jpg[/img]
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] i dont even know what day it is... ffffffffuuuuuuuu edit: the house i'm staying in smells like my grandparents old house. it creeps me out sometimes but then i remember that i'm better than that. i persevere on stop smelling, you know, like a boss. by the way, it's friday for those who didn't know.
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] My favorite Johnny Cash song--well, one of my favorites, he's my hero. This place needs to liven up. I'm drunk, I've exposed myself, all I want is some entertaiment...
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] Fuck me, I need some help. God dammit I hate girls for being so confusing. So there's this girl in my program, let's call her L. Not too long ago, I had a nice night out with her and her friend K. This was about 3 weeks ago. I am primarily interested in K(though L wouldn't be so bad either). So for some reason or another we haven't been able to hang out since the night 3 weeks ago. Tonight I ran to both of them at a bar. Now when they saw me they both behaved as though they were very happy to see me. K in particular asked me several times where I had been. So at the bar tonight when I saw them, I went over and said Hey and exchanged the usual pleasantries. Then I told them where I was hanging out and to come on over whenever they felt like it. And then...they never came over. Granted it was only about a half hour before last call so maybe they just didn't have enough time. Now if either K or L were interested wouldn't they have come over to where I was hanging out not too soon after? Is them not coming over a sign that they were just being nice when they saw me? Or maybe thye were just and it didn't occur to them? God dammit I hate this shit.
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] i always figured that if she's interested, she'll put in as much effort as i have. it's possible that neither of them realize your intentions or that they're not interested.
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] I have officially been awake for 24 hours. All I have accomplished in that time frame is 5 1/2 hours of work, a 100 mile round trip, two feature films, a lot of fucking around on the internet, and less beer than it should have taken to get me as drunk as I am. For some reason I'm still not tired. Thank god I don't have anything to do until tomorrow night, I'm going to be worhtless tomorrow based only on lack of sleep.
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] Homecoming weekend. Meaning all my friends are in town. Unfortunately, they all want to stay at my place. Hopefully I don't have to share my bed with a 250 lb former cheerleader this weekend.
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] Forced myself into going out tonight in honour of the anniversary of my GBF's one year anniversary of coming out party. It ended up being a fun night minus getting hit on by what was possibly the most disgusting lesbian ever.
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] It doesn't feel like an entire year. I guess time flies when you're forcing it down the shitter. Last October seems like it was right behind me. But what can you do? Well (if I may) I'd like to pose this question to the thread for the one year anniversary: What was your favorite thread/memory from The Idiot Board this past year? I'm not trying to make this the whole focus. But I'd just like to hear what some people think. My favorite was the Christmas/NYE thread. Aside from the opening I think those weeks were when this place officially pushed off Tucker's ass crack for good and formed itself as an independent messageboard. It was also hilarious and disgusting. I go back and read that thread every once and awhile and even a year later I haven't read the whole thing. On the partying front, I got moderately drunk last night. My hangover has started to come one even before I go to sleep and am still drunk (I know, drink water. I know, but I appreciate the gesture). Unlike most people, I don't sleep well when I am drunk. I nod in and out of shallow sleep about every hour. It sucks, but that's the sacrifice you make to get blasted. I'd say it was worth it. I even got a blow job. But it was just a girl I already knew. We sometimes just do it for the hell of it. She has a boyfriend too. But she's a slut so that is not a surprise. For the record, I don't have a girlfriend.
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] In honour of our anniversary - or birthday, or whatever - I've elected to post only high-end images. Tasteful porn, my friends. (We can assume NSFW for the whole thread, right?) And one more:
Re: El Drunk-o de Late-o! 10/15/10 That right there is dead fucking accurate. This was the first time I've seen anything in "3D," and I was ridiculously disappointed. It is basically HD on fucking steroids, which isn't terribly bad, but it was billed as something so much more experience-changing than it was. The best part of that movie from an aesthetic perspective (did I really just use that term in reference to a Jackass movie?), was the hyper slow motion camera, not the 3D. You haven't lived until you've seen the was a face contorts after a punch. If the whole movie was filmed that way, it would have lasted like 10 hours, and I would have sat through it all. We all went to the midnight showing, pre-gamed for a few hours and I had a very generous flask in my boot to enhance the experience. Also the theater we went to served alcohol. Beer piss + Jackass movie = I held it so long I literally think I have damaged my bladder or something. That was EASILY the best of the Jackass movies. I hope they do a 3.5.
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] That pizza didn't go with the wine at all. Maybe because it was not good wine. Mmm...
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] For those unclear on how to post tasteful porn as per Dcc's request I have assembled a short guide: 1) Apprehend photos of nude or partially nude women. 2) Are these women not revealing their face entirely? If yes, continue to step three. If not return to step one. 3) Is the photo in black and white? If yes, continue to step 4. If not, return to step 1. 4) Congratulations! You have acquired "tasteful" porn. Feel free to post. Included is an example:
Re: TiB Birthday Weekend [10/15/10] hmmm.... Big ol' image dump time. Yall might get some repeats from past threads. NSFW Girls next door / down home girls: Light kink: A: T: And girls who just wanna have fun: Sorry for Allording up the thread, but I think it's worth it.