Just like I like my womens: hot body and no eyes. What's the chance that Roxanne's rep goes over 1000 solely on that post? I can't imagine the level of creep she's gonna have to deal with.
What, only the boys are allowed to post their costumes? I worked hard on this, dammit! Do you know how hard it is to find a Pokeball anymore?
I don't know what a Pokeball is but it is the least noticeable part of your costume. However, there are probably a lot of dudes who notice that first so who am I to judge?
Have you guys never seen Pokemon? She's clearly Brock. I mean he is the only black guy in the series... not that hard.
No, I am 32 and have never seen one second of anything Pokemon. I heard the name and knew it was some game of some sort.
I'll be honest, I totally stole the idea from someone in this thread, but I went as a pedophile. Thankfully I had a pretty grown out beard going on at that point, so I just shaved it down to a creepy mustache, gave myself the Tom Tucker hair part, threw on an ugly button down with an even uglier sweater on top. The only way to distinguish myself as not being a gay 70's porn star was my Disney princess backpack filled with such amenities as Tootsie Pops, a nice teddy bear, a bottle of Vicodin and a roll of duct tape.
As long as you promise to have hit on all women (and cats) in view with relentless French, or at least the accent, this is genius. God, I hope there was at least one woman at that party in a cat suit, or a Catwoman costume.
Where I live, we call those costumes Asking To Get Savagely Assraped With a Knife and Thrown in the River While Everyone Looks On And Cheers.