Cree. py. If we get enough people, I'll try to book out one of the rooms at the Imperial. I have to reiterate this - rom_l that was a creepy fucking comment.
Here's what I've got: Confirmed Dread rei Angel Crown JD Maybe (?) Chater ghetto Jenn Vanilla ballsack Sammerton rom Uninvited (for making fun of Canucks) Aetius Noland IWantSomeJuice
That's assuming that the quality of the person is directly proportional to their post count. I bet it's closer to being inversely proportional.
I didnt make fun of Canucks, I made fun of your muffins. Whatever. Not inviting an American to a Canadian party is like saying Jews arent invited to the Holocaust --we wont lose sleep over it.
I'm in. Booking a room at the Imperial, you say? I'll bring a gross of condoms, a pint of astroglide and my finest pharmaceutical grade flunitrazepam.
I hope none of you are one of those contemporary asshole-types that thinks it isn't cool to show up at a bar before 12:30 a.m.
I set my sights lower. I hope none of you brings street-grade rohypnol or a shiv. OR A FUCKING SEX SWING STUCK IN YOUR WALKER. Fucking weirdo.
Because that makes a ton of sense. "Oh, hey...about that. Yeah, you can't hang out here. I'm here to have drinks with a bunch of strangers, not you...someone I don't even know."
I was going to reply to this with a joke about ascots and monocles, but it's too goddamn early. Also it wouldn't have been funny or had anything, really, to do with your post. Again... Too early. What does everyone think will be a decent starting time? Has that been covered yet?
Wait, when did I make fun of Canadians? Sure I made fun of that clam juice abomination you drink, but otherwise I have nothing but love. The love you might feel for a slightly autistic younger sibling.
We feel that same love towards y'all... The kind of love you have for the big brother that has to wear the helmet and the harness, even though he's in his 50s...
I'm off the clock at 2:30 PM. I'll be ready to drink early, but I'm not exactly going to rush to the pub and wait for you yahoos to show.