TiB Meet-Up - Toronto - Sept 30th

I won't be making it. I'd rather you guys just be faceless avatars. Have fun.

 

This thread's gotten pretty quiet. You people who have said you're in are indeed still in, right?

 

I think its quiet, but that doesnt make me any less in. I have been spray tanning twice a day EVERY day for this event.

If I'm NOT in, then I just wasted a lot of money an empty hotel room that looks like its art direction was designed by metrosexuals.

 

I'm (probably) still in.

Crown, let's compare spray tans when we get there. I'm even working on a few fake tan lines.

 

I didn't know you were expecting! Boy or girl?

 

No, it can't be a baby. He said it's something he can't miss.

 

If you come to the meet-up, maybe sooner!

 

In recognition of hooker's post in the BDSM thread, maybe we should go here instead:

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.wickedclub.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.wickedclub.com/</a> (link naturally NSFW)

Oh, and look, it's threesome friday!

 

I bet that club totally fucking sucks.

But I'm told they have sex rooms upstairs where you're not allowed to wear clothing. So there's always that.

 

Yeah, I bet no horrid people whatsoever would visit such a debonair establishment.

You will catch me screaming for rocks in the Comfort Zone at 4 a.m. at the toughest-looking Persians in the room before I set foot in that place.

 

Seriously though, the only club I would go to in Toronto nowadays is Tattoo. The earlier mentioned Andy Poolhall look alright too, but I like meeting up at this Imperial Pub becuse you could practically projectile vomit porch-to-oprch from it to my hotel. We can meet up in the library room and throw books at each other once the loud opinionated arguing rolls forth about bacon or sexual harrassment or zombies and shit.

 

I love Tattoo. No better a place to prove to the opposite sex how capable you are of making bad decisions.

 

I've booked myself a nonrefundable hotel room for the evening of the 30th and I absolutely loathe the club atmosphere. Let's stick to the pub idea, shall we? I'm interested in this library room.

 

Tattoo is actually the one club that doesn't feel like a club. The music is good, there is plenty of lounge areas, there's multiple different bars and there are no Jersey Shore looking douche-bags.

That being said - I'm good if we just stick to the bar. Then again, after I get through a few beers, anything is possible. I might even be begging you guys to take me to Whiskey's before the night is through.

 

I just read the reviews on this place and it sounds like a serious dive. Sounds like it's biggest claim to fame is the free popcorn. I love it. Thank God we're just a bunch of internet freaks.

 

Which place is that?

 

Imperial Pub! Don't worry... it's stumbling distance to The 3 Brewers. I think?

 

Man, I love the three brewers. I mean, in every restaurant of theirs I've been to (two in/near Montreal, and in Toronto) the service is lousy, but where else can you buy beer buy the litre at such a reasonable price? And their burgers are pretty good, too.

To get back on topic, it's almost certainly stumbling distance to the three brewers. And a bunch of other ridiculously great drunk food options.

 

Magic words. You kids can map it out since I'm not going to try and be a leader of the people for this. I haven't partied in T-Dot in a decade. And now, humour:

How many Torontonians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...Three million. One to hold it in place, the other 2,999,999 to walk around and brag about what a word-class event it was.