Michael Jordan, Mario Lemiux, Lance Armstrong. What do these three great athletes have in common? They all retired before their time, and their ultimate return was marked with the adulation of adoring fans, and world domination. Is there any possible correlation between these three great athletes and the lovely Miss Hooker's boobs? Only time will tell.
Uh oh. I won a brewery prize pack for this Friday. They're offering me free beer, free swag and free entry to a concert. Just my luck. How much do I really like you idiots? That is the question.
I don't know the answer to that question, but I DO know that the reservation is in your name, and I don't want to see anybody bail out anymore, so FUCKING COME GET DRUNK WITH US. Of course I know that answer to that question. Whatever they are offering, including cocaine & Edgewalk combo packs will not be as entertaining as what we will provide. Why? You can't put this many ecclectic weirdos that have never met each other in the same pot, smashed, without getting at least one good story of night. *extends arm, drops mic*
Also, don't forget "Free Swag" in beer contest language means "hat and shirt you will only wear while mowing the lawn". Trust in that.
Angel said she'll skin me alive if I don't come, so I'm sending the husband to the free beer thing and I'm coming to pay for my beer with you idiots.
Free beer is free beer. Besides... I'm sure someone at the concert can fill the void by making slightly creepy comments about wanting to see your tits.
I go to school downtown, but since I don't post that frequently, I didn't want to impose on a bunch of total e-strangers who have no idea who I am. Maybe once I've gained some serious street cred around here (i.e. when a bunch of forum nerds decide they like me better after I invent a few stories about how cool I am), maybe I'll join you guys on a future get-together. Have fun, everybody!
Aw man, but my guild is planning a raid tonight! You do not want to piss off my guild leader, that guy is one bad motherfucker. Since you're being so friendly, it's hard to turn down an invitation like this. I'll be there.