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TiB Meet-Up - Toronto - Sept 30th

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by hooker, Aug 10, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    My boobs are retired. I'll take pictures of all the boy boobs and post them here.
     
    #301 hooker, Sep 27, 2011
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    Michael Jordan, Mario Lemiux, Lance Armstrong. What do these three great athletes have in common? They all retired before their time, and their ultimate return was marked with the adulation of adoring fans, and world domination.

    Is there any possible correlation between these three great athletes and the lovely Miss Hooker's boobs? Only time will tell.
     
    #302 McSmallstuff, Sep 27, 2011
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    I only wish I could go for the display of fashion, I feel I will be missing something.
     
    #303 PIMPTRESS, Sep 27, 2011
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    I doubt you'll miss much.

    I'm wearing jeans. And maybe nipple-tassles. But definitely jeans.
     
    #304 hooker, Sep 27, 2011
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    Which pair?
     
    #305 guernica, Sep 27, 2011
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    Those look exactly like the ones I have at home.

    [​IMG]
     
    #306 hooker, Sep 27, 2011
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    I know someone who owns and proudly wears Ugly Jeans pair #4.

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    #307 Angel_1756, Sep 27, 2011
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    Looks like this meet-up is happening just in time. You need new friends.
     
    #308 hooker, Sep 27, 2011
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    Oh man. I'll buy you a pony if you can pull it off.

    Or maybe just a drink.

    But come!
     
    #309 hooker, Sep 27, 2011
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    Uh oh. I won a brewery prize pack for this Friday. They're offering me free beer, free swag and free entry to a concert. Just my luck.

    How much do I really like you idiots? That is the question.
     
    #310 hooker, Sep 28, 2011
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    I don't know the answer to that question, but I DO know that the reservation is in your name, and I don't want to see anybody bail out anymore, so

    FUCKING COME GET DRUNK WITH US.

    Of course I know that answer to that question. Whatever they are offering, including cocaine & Edgewalk combo packs will not be as entertaining as what we will provide. Why? You can't put this many ecclectic weirdos that have never met each other in the same pot, smashed, without getting at least one good story of night.

    *extends arm, drops mic*
     
    #311 Crown Royal, Sep 28, 2011
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    Also, don't forget "Free Swag" in beer contest language means "hat and shirt you will only wear while mowing the lawn". Trust in that.
     
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    And here I was thinking it might be sex toys with beer logos on them or something.
     
    #313 hooker, Sep 28, 2011
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    Angel said she'll skin me alive if I don't come, so I'm sending the husband to the free beer thing and I'm coming to pay for my beer with you idiots.
     
    #314 hooker, Sep 28, 2011
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    Free beer is free beer. Besides... I'm sure someone at the concert can fill the void by making slightly creepy comments about wanting to see your tits.
     
    #315 Dread, Sep 29, 2011
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    See you crazy whipper-snappers tonight. Be there.

     
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    10-4.

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    #317 Dread, Sep 30, 2011
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    I go to school downtown, but since I don't post that frequently, I didn't want to impose on a bunch of total e-strangers who have no idea who I am. Maybe once I've gained some serious street cred around here (i.e. when a bunch of forum nerds decide they like me better after I invent a few stories about how cool I am), maybe I'll join you guys on a future get-together. Have fun, everybody!
     
    #318 TheLegendaryEsquilax, Sep 30, 2011
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    Honey, we're all in that boat. Come on out and join us!
     
    #319 Angel_1756, Sep 30, 2011
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    Aw man, but my guild is planning a raid tonight! You do not want to piss off my guild leader, that guy is one bad motherfucker.

    Since you're being so friendly, it's hard to turn down an invitation like this. I'll be there.
     
    #320 TheLegendaryEsquilax, Sep 30, 2011
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