I suppose this relates well to the narrative style of posting I've come to associate this (and the previous) board with. Tommy the Cat. This is more appropriate for the Rant and Rave thread.
All we'd have to do is change the lyrics to, Oh, Mothers Tell your children Not to do what I have done: Spend your life in sin and misery, In the threads, of the T-I-B
I know, right? I was humming this theme in my head that would be PERFECT! Seriously, if you're not going to add something, then don't post.