Age of first kiss: 14 Age of first orgasm: 12 Age when first blowjob given: N/A Age when first blowjob received: 19 Age when virginity lost: 18 First kind of drink you ever had: Screwdriver Age when first drunk: 18 Age when smoked first cigarette: 18 Age when smoked first weed: 18 Age of first broken bone: 14 Age of first cavity: 15 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 18, coke First song you ever downloaded: No clue Are you here to fuck Chater? Negative Farthest distance traveled for recreation? GA to Michigan Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: Fall First movie you shed a tear watching: Mighty Ducks 2 Do you own a gun? No Current relationship status? In a relationship Mac or PC? PC, because both of my Macbooks got stolen. Have you ever been arrested? Twice, Underaged Possession of alcohol in 2007 and Drunkenness in 2010 Dumbest thing you've ever done? Drinking and driving Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex?: Hope Solo What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter Biggest guilty pleasure? Jersey Shore Favorite band of all-time? Dire Straights The sun or the moon? Moon Rich with money or rich with experience? Money Non-standard recurring dreams? I never remember my dreams, unless they involve sex. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Chicago Ideal vacation spot?: Antigua Achievement you've taken the most pride in?: All-American in college How many deaths have you experienced (old enough and close enough to know them and care)? 3 Have you ever had your heart broken? I'm talking smashed into a trillion pieces heartbreak? No Assuming you've found "your calling", what/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? N/A Favorite Porn Star: Whoever helps me finish what is your biggest regret in life? Don't have one. Most despised sports team: Liverpool What you drink when you wake up: Gatorade or water How old are you? 23 Favorite movie? Good Will Hunting Have you ever been knocked out? Yes How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 3 Top or Bottom? Doggy How many jobs have you held? 3 Ever given or received anal? Yes If you won the Lottory and never had to work again, what would you do: Buy a bar on the beach Favorite smell? Fall nights on a soccer field. Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? Winning conference championship my Junior year of college. Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? No. TiB Members: Marry/Kill/Fuck? Don't pay attention to members enough on here. Do you feel you are successful? Yes and no* Shoe size: 11 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: Antigua Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? No Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 7 years Favorite Internet Meme: Not sure Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): Don't pay attention enough. Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs Do you have any kids? Not that I know of Ass or Titties? Ass Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 110 on a back road in Illinois What do you drive? Honda Civic Closest book to you at the moment? Above the Law by Tim Green What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Grand Marnier How often do you check Facebook? If I'm connected to the internet, its up, at least in the background. What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Fuck a hot stripper. What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? Didn't have any, to my knowledge. Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Darius Goes West or Soccer in the Streets For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Depends who I'm with. Friends and single, beach; girlfriend, winter. Rock, paper, scissors? Rock. If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be: No one, zombies freak me out. You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who? Tim Howard Did you like IHTSBIH? No, it was the same stories I had read on the site and in the book, just with shitty acting. What's your theme song? Sandstorm. Favorite book: Any of the Myron Bolitar novels from Harlan Coben. Favorite enlightenment philosopher: Dr. Phil? Favorite candy: Nose Worst movie you've seen: The Perfect Score Who do you most resemble? The guy in the mirror Do you ever buy $6 cocktails on airplanes, with % of time: No, I take pills on flights. If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? Some time when Jesus was alive, so I could tell everyone what a fraud he was, with video evidence. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Coach of a Premiership side. What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? Pay for school. Favorite TV show of all time? Sky Sports News Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Neither Favorite cartoon character: Cartman If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? Father Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Forrest Griffin If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? No. Favourite pizza topping? Pineapple and pepperoni Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? Blowski Middle Name? Are you named after anyone? I'm named after a famous Dodger's player. Favourite color? Don't have one, but most of my shirts are either black or grey. Ever cheated on a significant other? Yes. If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? Donate to charity? Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend? Yes and no. I went on athletic scholarship to a really shitty school, but it was my only offer. Your most guilty bad habit? Beer. What are you irrationally afraid of? Snakes Burn to death or be Daniel Pearled? Daniel Pearled. Would you (a)give up sex for a year to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy, or (b)would you rather have guaranteed plain vanilla sex every day for a year, but know you will never be able to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy? A I guess, though I've done pretty much everything I've wanted with non-famous people. What compelled you to fill out this survey: Waiting for my girlfriend to drive two hours to see me and having nothing better to do. Do you have any genuine friends of the opposite sex? Yes What motivates people, sex or power? Power, because power enables sex. You’ve been living in the same apt a year; would you rather know or not know said neighbor has been watching/filming you bathe for quite some time? Not know If you don’t believe in god, at what age did you know this? High school after my friend's mom died. Favorite sound? Thousands of fans yelling at a sporting event I'm playing in. Favorite food: Ceviche or seared tuna. What's the best concert you've ever been to? Sister Hazel at the Chicago House of Blues. First CD you ever bought: Eminem's first. You are granted one superpower. What is it?: Knowing the future What's your "guilty pleasure" tv show? Jersey Shore Save the whales, or save the rainforest? Save the rainforest I guess. Ever have food poisoning, and if so, what establishment? No Favorite NFL team: Falcons What are you self-conscious about? Nothing Ever had a Threesome? Yes Longest you've went without sex: 8 months Do you believe you've slept with too many people? No, but my girlfriend does. If you could murder a person and get away with it, would you? Yes Is your signature legible? I have an athlete's signature, so its recognizable to an extent. Name a random fact about yourself: I can pour 16 ounces of alcohol perfectly, 10 out of 10 times. Whats the worst thing you have done to a friend? Fucked his ex the day after she got back in the country. What do you do for work? Manage a bar and referee collegiate soccer. Biggest pet peeve: Guys who wear hats indoors, specifically at restaurants. If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, would you do it and what would you do? Get free drinks all night at the bar. What is the last movie you watched, and was it any good? Surrogates, yes. New questions: Favorite Sports team? Everton Live with roommates or alone? Alone.
Age of first kiss: 14 Age of first orgasm: 14 Age when first blowjob given: N/A Age when first blowjob received: 19 Age when virginity lost: 19 First kind of drink you ever had: Vodka and coke Age when first drunk: 13 Age when smoked first cigarette: 15 Age when smoked first weed: 16 Age of first broken bone: 24 Age of first cavity: 15 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: 18, mushrooms First song you ever downloaded: Think it was a deftones tune Are you here to fuck Chater? wrong gender Farthest distance traveled for recreation? uk to florida Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: summer festival season First movie you shed a tear watching: Either Lion King or Leon: The professional Do you own a gun? No Current relationship status? Its complicated Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? a caution for marijuana possession Dumbest thing you've ever done? cheat on my gf Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex?: Scarlett Johannson What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 1 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter Biggest guilty pleasure? Taylor Swift (the music just as much as her) Favorite band of all-time? Tool The sun or the moon? Moon Rich with money or rich with experience? Experience? Non-standard recurring dreams? I remember having dreams where I'm driving a car from the wrong seat or trying to run but it feels like I'm running in treacle Favorite city in the world that you've been to: New York Ideal vacation spot?: Probably New york Achievement you've taken the most pride in?: Getting into Uni How many deaths have you experienced (old enough and close enough to know them and care)? 4 Have you ever had your heart broken? I'm talking smashed into a trillion pieces heartbreak? Yes Assuming you've found "your calling", what/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? N/A Favorite Porn Star: Lela Star what is your biggest regret in life? fucking up uni Most despised sports team: Liverpool What you drink when you wake up: water / coffee How old are you? 25 Favorite movie? franklyn Have you ever been knocked out? no How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 2 Top or Bottom? top How many jobs have you held? 6 Ever given or received anal? not my thing If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do: help people (after helping myself) Favorite smell? one of my ex's perfume Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? yeah.. Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? last christmas when I realised everything would be alright Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? No. TiB Members: Marry/Kill/Fuck? Don't pay attention to members enough on here. Do you feel you are successful? not enough to say yes Shoe size: 11 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: New York Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? does getting the taxi fare there and back count? Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 4 years Favorite Internet Meme: wolf motivation posters Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): shegirl i think Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs Do you have any kids? thankfully no Ass or Titties? Tit-tays Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 120 What do you drive? old ass bmw 3 series Closest book to you at the moment? the dice man What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Captain Morgan and coke How often do you check Facebook? few times a day, but its hard not to really What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? sky dive What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? think i was too unknown for that to even happen Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? children's hospice For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? ski trip Rock, paper, scissors? paper If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be: bill hicks You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who? Ricky Gervais, Steven Merchant and Karl Pilkington Did you like IHTSBIH? it was ok. I got exactly what I expected, which was a low rent hangover What's your theme song? I've been given "you're so vain" by the people I work with Favorite book: American Psycho Favorite enlightenment philosopher: Dawkins Favorite candy: Refreshers Worst movie you've seen: A.I. Who do you most resemble? haven't a clue Do you ever buy $6 cocktails on airplanes, with % of time: just valium If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? woodstock, to see if the hippies were as full of shit then as they are now.. What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Music Producer / record label exec What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? house Favorite TV show of all time? Lost Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? mum Favorite cartoon character: spongebob If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? mum Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Kimbo Slice If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? nah Favourite pizza topping? pepperoni Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? sloppy bj Middle Name? Are you named after anyone? nope, was named Francis for no good reason apparently Favourite color?not that fussed Ever cheated on a significant other? Yes. If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? stop being so self involved Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend? yeah Your most guilty bad habit? smoking What are you irrationally afraid of? spiders Burn to death or be Daniel Pearled? Daniel Pearled. Would you (a)give up sex for a year to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy, or (b)would you rather have guaranteed plain vanilla sex every day for a year, but know you will never be able to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy? A.. What compelled you to fill out this survey: i have nothing better to do Do you have any genuine friends of the opposite sex? a few What motivates people, sex or power? sex, You’ve been living in the same apt a year; would you rather know or not know said neighbor has been watching/filming you bathe for quite some time? assuming it was only the neighbor who was watching, not know If you don’t believe in god, at what age did you know this? 8, after church camp Favorite sound? the screaming of fans when the lights dim and the band take the stage / gf orgasming Favorite food: bloody steak What's the best concert you've ever been to? Stevie Wonder First CD you ever bought: The Verve - Urban Hymns You are granted one superpower. What is it?: slow down time What's your "guilty pleasure" tv show? Britain's next top model Save the whales, or save the rainforest? Rainforest... wouldn't mind trying whale Ever have food poisoning, and if so, what establishment? got an iron stomach Favorite NFL team:n/a - What are you self-conscious about? pretty much everything about me Ever had a Threesome? Yes Longest you've went without sex: about 10 months maybe? Do you believe you've slept with too many people? no, though a couple I wouldn't mind taking back If you could murder a person and get away with it, would you? I could probably live with it Is your signature legible? not particularly Name a random fact about yourself: I can separate my arm from its socket, virtually dislocating it. Whats the worst thing you have done to a friend? fucked his ex, to my credit, it was in a 3-some so it balances out right?... right!? What do you do for work? Get people drunk Biggest pet peeve: rudeness If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, would you do it and what would you do? Play with my boobs, have a very cheap night out getting everything paid for me. What is the last movie you watched, and was it any good? Unthinkable - and yes was pretty good Favorite Sports team? Manchester United Live with roommates or alone? Alone New Questions: Band you want to see before you die: Daft Punk Sell out and become rich and famous, or obscurity with a small but dedicated following?: Obscurity. Once again I'd choose quality over quantity
Age of first kiss: 15 Age of first orgasm: 14 Age when first blowjob given: N/A Age when first blowjob received: 17 Age when virginity lost: 17 First kind of drink you ever had: vodka and sprite Age when first drunk: 13 Age when smoked first cigarette: 17 Age when smoked first weed: 18 Age of first broken bone: N/A Age of first cavity: 22 Age of first use of any drug aside from weed, and which one: n/a First song you ever downloaded: Blink 182, Dammit Are you here to fuck Chater? wrong gender Farthest distance traveled for recreation? seattle to san diego by car Which of the four seasons do you most anticipate?: fall First movie you shed a tear watching: Either Lion King or Leon: Saving Private Ryan Do you own a gun? No Current relationship status? GF Mac or PC? PC Have you ever been arrested? apprehended by national guard troops, no charges filed. Long story. Dumbest thing you've ever done? Moved to the ghetto part of town Most attractive (famous) member of the opposite sex?: Milla Jovovich What do you think you are on the Kinsey Scale? 0 Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? LOTR Biggest guilty pleasure? Jersey Shore Favorite band of all-time? Alice in Chains The sun or the moon? Moon Rich with money or rich with experience? Money Non-standard recurring dreams? A recurring dream about a girl Im supposedly in love with but cannot see her face, its been happening for about 10 years. Favorite city in the world that you've been to: Las Vegas Ideal vacation spot?: Goa, India Achievement you've taken the most pride in?: 1st college grad in my whole family How many deaths have you experienced (old enough and close enough to know them and care)? 5 Have you ever had your heart broken? I'm talking smashed into a trillion pieces heartbreak? 2 times in my life Assuming you've found "your calling", what/who is responsible for inspiring you to pursue your current life goal/career? N/A Favorite Porn Star: Jordan Capri what is your biggest regret in life? Not treating true friends as well as I had should, being a down right asshole in high school Most despised sports team: NY Yankees What you drink when you wake up: Coffee Favorite movie? Terminator 2: Judgment Day Have you ever been knocked out? no How many times have you moved (excluding college moves or same town/local moves)? 5 Top or Bottom? top How old are you? 24 How many jobs have you held? 8 Ever given or received anal? given, she was into it, I quickly found out I was not. If you won the Lottery and never had to work again, what would you do: travel the world and then give the rest to charity Favorite smell? Freshly baked bread Have you ever seen anyone die/dying? No Moment of your life you most wish you could relive? September 10, 2001. The last day the world was somewhat normal Do you have a secret crush on another TIB member? No. TiB Members: Marry/Kill/Fuck? N/A Do you feel you are successful? Hopefully on the pathway Shoe size: 12 If you had the money to move anywhere in the world, where would it be?: London Have you ever paid/been paid for sex? In the form of brownies and cookies Biggest age difference with a sexual partner? 4 years Favorite Internet Meme: ORLY owl Favorite TiB avatar (that isn't yours): N/A Dogs, cats, or strange animals? Dogs Do you have any kids? No Ass or Titties? Tits any day Fastest you ever been in a vechicle? 105 What do you drive? 2004 Acura RL Closest book to you at the moment? Girl with the Dragon Tattoo What is your drink of choice (be specific)? Jack and coke How often do you check Facebook? few times a day What's something that you've never done, but really want to do? Travel around Europe What's a rumor that was spread about you in high school? That I was liked some girl I didnt know Given the opportunity to donate millions of dollars at no cost to you, what do you donate to? Lance Armstrong Foundation For spring break trip, beach/southern atmosphere or ski lodge/winter atmosphere? Ski lodge Rock, paper, scissors? Rock If you could bring anybody back from the dead to Have as a guest Who would it be: Patrick Swayze You can have dinner with three famous people of the same sex, who? Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Bruce Willis Did you like IHTSBIH? Not at all, it was painfully unfunny What's your theme song? Rapture by Hurt Favorite book: God and Man at Yale Favorite enlightenment philosopher: William F Buckley Favorite candy: Starburst Worst movie you've seen: Cougar Camp (not a porno, but an awful comedy) Who do you most resemble? Preston from Cant Hardly Wait Do you ever buy $6 cocktails on airplanes, with % of time: 5 hours If you could have been present during some point in History, what would you choose to observe? Christ's crucifixion to see what really went down What would your dream job be, if you had to work? Astronaut (shut up) What's the first thing you would spend your money on if someone handed you $1,000,000 (US currency you Canadians)? House Favorite TV show of all time? Seinfeld Momma's boy/girl or Daddy's boy/girl? Mommas Boy Favorite cartoon character: Popeye If both parents were dying and you could only save one, which one would it be? I dont even want to think about it Favorite fighter (any discipline)? Masaaki Hatsumi If you were paid five million to get a sex change, would you? No Favourite pizza topping? Buffalo Chicken Bareback blowjob or sex with a condom? Sex with a condom Middle Name? Are you named after anyone? Middle name is Thomas, and No Favourite color? Blue Ever cheated on a significant other? No If you do one thing to be a better person tomorrow, what would you choose to do? Volunteer somewhere Did you get into the college that you wanted or should have? If not, where do you wish you studied harder to attend? No, got into my safety school. Wanted to goto MIT Your most guilty bad habit? beating off 3 times a day What are you irrationally afraid of? Getting AIDS from toilet seats Burn to death or be Daniel Pearled? Daniel Pearled. Would you (a)give up sex for a year to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy, or (b)would you rather have guaranteed plain vanilla sex every day for a year, but know you will never be able to fulfill your ultimate sexual fantasy? A What compelled you to fill out this survey: i have nothing better to do Do you have any genuine friends of the opposite sex? No, its impossible What motivates people, sex or power? Power You’ve been living in the same apt a year; would you rather know or not know said neighbor has been watching/filming you bathe for quite some time? Either/or I wouldnt care If you don’t believe in god, at what age did you know this? I believe in God Favorite sound? I have to go with an orgasming girl also Favorite food: Pizza What's the best concert you've ever been to? Ozzfest 2008 First CD you ever bought: Sneaker Pimps You are granted one superpower. What is it?: Super strength What's your "guilty pleasure" tv show? Intervention Save the whales, or save the rainforest? Rainforest Ever have food poisoning, and if so, what establishment? Gave it to myself after making food Favorite NFL team: Patriots What are you self-conscious about? my sweaty feet Ever had a Threesome? No Longest you've went without sex: 17 years until I lost my virginity Do you believe you've slept with too many people? Yes, many regrets If you could murder a person and get away with it, would you? Depends on the person Is your signature legible? Are they supposed to be? Name a random fact about yourself: I have 20/15 vision Whats the worst thing you have done to a friend? Fucked his sister, in his bed. Then wiped up with his comforter What do you do for work? Financial Auditor Biggest pet peeve: Girls with a bad attitude If you could spend one day as the opposite sex, would you do it and what would you do? Immediately find a hot lesbian What is the last movie you watched, and was it any good? Good Will Hunting, yes its good Favorite Sports team? Boston Red Sox Live with roommates or alone? Roomates Band you want to see before you die: Bruce Springsteen and E Street Band Sell out and become rich and famous, or obscurity with a small but dedicated following?: Sell out New Questions: Favorite Comedian (dead or alive)? Adam Carolla Best part of waking up? Morning wood