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TiB's potential New Mod? [WDT 08/13/10] HOT BOSS Theme

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Prefontaine, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. gogators

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    You forgot the RC Cola and Moon Pies.
     
    #181 gogators, Aug 13, 2010
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    Speaking of Moon Pies - they are fucking delicious. I had a double decker chocolate one night before last.... mmm, yummy. (Double decker is the way to go, if you didn't know)



    On a completely opposite unrelated note:

    My dog brought me what I think was the remains of a rabbit this morning in bed. It had feet that kinda looked rabbit-ish. Thankfully it wasn't bloody, just gross. Now I get to wash my sheets again. She was so proud of herself, her tail doing the 'thump, thump' on the bed... I love her to death but I wish her presents weren't animal carcasses.
     
    #182 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 13, 2010
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    I see where this is going. Come Tuesday you'll be posting something like, "Whoever the 2800th poster is gets to be a mod, but the 2500th poster gets to change Ballsack's avatar to whatever they want."
     
    #183 Dcc001, Aug 13, 2010
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    Ahem, so um, I'm assuming you're going to continue this little story tonight, say around 11 pm?
     
    #184 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 13, 2010
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    This sounds like a good idea for a contest. Scratch that, GREAT idea for a contest.

    What would a picture of premature ejaculation look like? I'd suggest using a snapshot of my wife's face and the look of disappointment thereon, but she's camera shy...
     
    #185 The Village Idiot, Aug 13, 2010
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    I must have missed the posts where we talked about tmr's AWESOME new avatar. I mean, you have to eat the Skittles first and then . . . wait, are those Skittles or M & M's?

    Either way, great avatar that can make me want to have snack AND sex. Hawt.
     
    #186 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 13, 2010
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    I'm an addict. I have to keep them out of my house or my teeth will be chocolate colored for two weeks.
     
    #187 gogators, Aug 13, 2010
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    I got real drunk and baked last night and dreamt that I landed the mod spot. What did I do with my powers? I went to different bars and such with a video camera and asked a TiB question of the day and tricked girls into doing dirty things, which were later posted here.

    I like my dreams, haha. Like I have that kind of time...
     
    #188 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
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    Technically speaking, you wouldn't need legitimate mod powers to do this. I suggest you try it and post the results.
     
    #189 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 13, 2010
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    Prove it.
     
    #190 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
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    Excellent point. I guess I need a decent video camera...the rest just happens.
     
    #191 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
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    You are no fun.
     
    #192 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
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    Well, I'd do it but my cock is 12 inches... so I don't qualify.
     
    #193 Disgustipated, Aug 13, 2010
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    On the topic of big cocks, the most that I've enjoyed is about 9", the bigger ones were just too much. I have girlfriends who REQUIRE 10" or more and I always wonder at their looseness in the vag.


    What about the girls that post here?
     
    #194 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
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    Oh, the good ol' size queen. I'm a damn decent size but 10+ is retarded huge, hell, I have to hold myself up when taking a dump so I don't go fishing.
     
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    The biggest I've had is 8. I find the 7-8 range most enjoyable.
     
    #196 jennitalia, Aug 13, 2010
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    Exactly. Then anal is an option. Not so with these ginormous appendages.
     
    #197 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
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    One of my favorite things that ever happened on RMMB was when you bitched about how shitty Abercrombie is, because they didn't make pants above a size 38 waist. Then you claimed not to be fat. Has the nasal candy gotten you back to a slimmer size? Or are you using "ripped" very losely?
     
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    That leaves a really bruised cervix in its wake, and thats feels like really bad cramps for a couple days. Females don't need MORE cramps. Then we are all bitchy.
     
    #199 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
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    6'8"-what is a proportionate waist size?
     
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