TiB's potential New Mod? [WDT 08/13/10] HOT BOSS Theme

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking circumference. Carry on then....

 

The fact that you've retained that information and carried it around with you waiting to make this observation is more than a little disturbing. I barely remember my own waist size half the time, let alone anyone else's.

 

I wonder if he has a file on every member of the board, dates, offenses....hahaha.

 

I got drunk last night for no other reason than I had the house to myself. (Wife and kids are visiting the mouse in Orlando.) I made a frozen pizza(sorry HotWheelz) that I decorated with some leftover pepperoni I had in the fridge. It was delightful, that is until 4:30 this morning when I was awakened by my belly telling me that I had better find a toilet pronto.

Oh well, I have one more night of freedom so tonight will probably be a repeat of last...minus the pizza of course. Kettle One Citron and sodas here I come...

 

Holy shit, its only 10:30 am on Friday and the WDT is already over 200 posts. Well done people.

I only want to respond to one thing and that is to call out 'Wheelz on his egregious error. I would eat a steaming hot wiener for a shot at Scarlett Johanson.

 

Jesus Christ, I wake up to this on a Friday morning?

You people are fucked up.

I am surprised people actually want to be a mod. I think the old board gave everyone a different idea of what the actually do.

Moderating a board like this is mostly listening to people whine about their problems with other posters, and only a small amount of doing ip backtraces on the boobie thread to cyber stalk the poster.

 

My excuse is that it's friday night here. I've already been the casino and it was dead.

 

I'll see your talking goat and raise you this yelling goat.

 

I don't think I even fall into this category. Any ladies into the painfully average size?

Back to the main topic here.....

 

PhilaLawyer recently wrote an article on the 5 worst insults. Like always, it's very funny.

 

Well last night went as expected, but wow does my buddy's sistser have a twat for a neighbor. That lady was hanging her head out her window screaming at everyone to shut up. Funny part was we were neither rowdy nor loud, so at 12:30 with 2 of us chatting quietly in the hot tub out back it was fun to chat with the cops. I think they hate the neighbor just as much now....entertaining time.

Tonight wife leaves for soccor abandoning me with the evil boys (2 & 4) so beers will have to be consumed for tolerence. Then when they are sleepy time I'll speed up.

 

Do what I did - my wife wanted to know my size, so I used the cm side of the tape when we measured. Her friends are always whispering to each other around me now....

Seriously, and I don't mean this in an offensive way, but how many of the ladies on here can accurately depict 8"? Unless they're measuring every guy they're with, they have no idea how big he really is except "bigger than the last guy." Men are no better at estimating distance, but they're good at inflating it.

 

I always wondered the same thing. I remember my senior year I was in class and these two girls ( One of them I kinda had a thing for) were talking about a guy that one of them just fucked. She did the finger measurement thing and said he was about 7 inches. The other girl was like " oh so he's about average." I guess being girls in high school they probably shouldn't have seen that many dicks to think 7 inches is average but I guess its like 5-6. I also read somewhere only about 8% of guys are actually bigger than 8" so from what it seems like they definitely think it's bigger than it is, which im sure none of us can complain about.

 

Hmm, I used to work in a lumberyard and became quite proficient at measuring wood, even if just estimating.

I am sure lots of girls just go off of what the guy tells them, which is likely inflated.

 

I know this is a WDT theme from months ago, but Emma Watson with very short hair? Still very tasty.

 

I'd like to see a picture of the female that allows that sentence to pass her lips.

 

I'd say 36 or 38 waist should be pretty proportionate for 6'8. I'm 6'4 and somewhere between 32 and 34, provided I've been somewhat active.

Oh, and due to the presence of certain chemicals, future males in exposed areas (read: the world) should develop more feminine traits while losing the, uh, emphasis on some of their more masculine ones. So, y'know, there's that, which is special.

Oh, and has it been established, the percent of the population that's growers vs the percentage that's showers? I don't think it was until I joined this board's predecessor that I knew there were folks who didn't grow. It just seems a poor choice, evolutionarily speaking. Why have that sensitive tissue exposed to the elements when it doesn't need to be?

 

7 inches? 8 Inches? I'm not even going to embarrass myself by saying my size, only that it is a bit less than that. Fuck. I need to drink more, starting now.

Goddammit.

At least Wipeout is on here in an hour... Woohoo! How can anyone not like watching people getting the shit kicked out of them by an obstacle course? I miss the old wall of fists though - some chick would always get hit in the tits, or the face. However, I love it when the fatties come out and try to beat the course and get owned by the Big Balls (huge, red and anchored, not free-moving or fondleable - is that a word? My browser says yes!) or the Spinning Fenders...

 

Out of curiosity why does this matter? Since you never plan on having sex again and all.

 

I'm Asian and Irish. Every day I thank God I can pee standing up.