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TiB's potential New Mod? [WDT 08/13/10] HOT BOSS Theme

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Prefontaine, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. whathasbeenseen

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    I am exceptionally average. Which is why I learned to roll my R's. I like to achieve the following reaction - anticipation then disappointment then satisfaction.

    How does that work? I'm black, average cock, above average cunnilingus skill. I haven't yet met a pussy that my tongue couldn't slay. Bitch don't like having it licked before me? Her nethers will Pavlov any time she sees a tongue after me.
     
    #221 whathasbeenseen, Aug 13, 2010
  2. Supertramp

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    She's gaining her airmiles.
     
    #222 Supertramp, Aug 13, 2010
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    A fine point.

    Jim Beam is also a fine point.
     
    #223 Durbanite, Aug 13, 2010
  4. Fernanthonies

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    I am definitely average at best, but thankfully it's a perfect fit for my current girlfriend...or at least thats what she tells me.
     
    #224 Fernanthonies, Aug 13, 2010
  5. Nitwit

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    Durbanite,

    Do this therapeutic exercise three times daily for 6 weeks and your penis will grow to be just as vibrant, stiff, and straight as any other battle ax.

    I know, it sounds and is tough at first, but you get used to it; and never forget that it's all for the greater good.

    This is NSFW
    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=19174437
     
    #225 Nitwit, Aug 13, 2010
  6. PIMPTRESS

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    She may be lumping it in with her affection for you. I have been disappointed at a package but it can be overcome and forgotten about, provided you are giving in and out of the sack. Don't feel bad, if she still puts in her mouth and stuff, she probably really believes it is just right for her.
     
    #226 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
  7. iczorro

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    I don't know why we're commenting on penis size, but I'm just under 7". 6" when I'm overweight.
     
    #227 iczorro, Aug 13, 2010
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    So you are 5"?
     
    #228 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
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    And you get to look at Jill Wagner. I can't think of much more I'd rather be watching.
     
    #229 lhprop1, Aug 13, 2010
  10. Nitwit

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    Boing! Ivanka anyone?
     

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  11. Stimpson J Cat

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    If you're worried about size, just do what I do.

    Asian girls!

    Just find yourself a nice, 5'2" tall asian girl, and i guarantee that whatever you're packing will be more than enough to get the job done. Plus, if she's only been fucking asian guys, you know you don't have much competition.
     
    #231 Stimpson J Cat, Aug 13, 2010
  12. Crazy Wolf

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    ....
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    #232 Crazy Wolf, Aug 13, 2010
  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    Too much penis talk, not enough hot (women) bosses.

    This used to be my boss, really.*


    *Not really.

    Go Beavers.
     

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  14. Fernanthonies

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    Ugh, I was doing fine all day today, not tired at all and then BAM...3:15 hits and I can't keep my damn eyes open.

    Come on 4:30...Fern needs a cold beer.
     
    #234 Fernanthonies, Aug 13, 2010
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    I love the quote in the picture.

    You're not an attention whore? Really? The only thing seperating that picture from erotica is a centimetre of fabric.
     
    #235 Psk, Aug 13, 2010
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    A horse-faced attention whore at that! Of course, I'd still make dirty love to her.
     
    #236 travdiddy84, Aug 13, 2010
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    Work is now a drag. Time to bust out my stash of beer I brought back from Germany. Also, the rest of the beer I have in my apartment. And the liquor. No computer right now, though, so I'm on the campus library. And the girlfriend won't be at my place until at least 11:00. Yay.

    Well now my choice of a 5'2" Asian girlfriend (who was a virgin when we started fucking) is highly suspect.
     
    #237 ghettoastronaut, Aug 13, 2010
  18. taste_my_rainbow

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    I like a range anywhere from 5-8ish inches. Personally, I don't find it arousing or enjoyable for some guy's dick to be stabbing my cervix with every thrust. And they're harder to deepthroat.
     
    #238 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 13, 2010
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    Guys you just aren't thinking of the downsides of having a bigger member. First off, women do not want to put it in their mouths, AT ALL. Then they want to give you this look like they're choking to death on just the tip. Bitch please, don't pretend to choke until I make you.

    I'm not even going to go into that one time where the woman was so small I tried to play "fit the round cylinder in the square hole" for twenty minutes and ended up with a nearly Durbanited dick that was sore for the next 3 days. Such a disappointing and blue ball experience, ugh just thinking about it hurts.
     
    #239 bean, Aug 13, 2010
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    Dude, you drive a BMW and you're insecure about comments made in the direction of German car drivers. The healing potential of homeopathy is larger than your dick.
     
    #240 ghettoastronaut, Aug 13, 2010
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