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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Prefontaine, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. Supertramp

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    Anyone who refers to their penis as a "hard, "x" inch cock" is way gayer, and way smaller than they let on.

    I've heard fatchicks deepthroat really well, yay, nay?
     
    #241 Supertramp, Aug 13, 2010
  2. PIMPTRESS

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    Desperation often causes reduced gag reflex.
     
    #242 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
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    Would that be based on a first or second hand source?

    Jokes aside, I have noticed that it at the very least makes them more willing to take it in the mouth, and as they say, practice makes perfect.
     
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    I have watched alot of porn and known some Hefty girls.
     
    #244 PIMPTRESS, Aug 13, 2010
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    Nah, they're just hungry.
     
    #245 Fernanthonies, Aug 13, 2010
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    fat girl porn?
     
    #246 john_b, Aug 13, 2010
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    Your insecurity is leaking out of you like acid out of an old car battery. Why don't you go in your car and fiddle around with the iDrive. I hear you can set how long the headlights stay on after you shut the car down by one second increments.
     
    #247 ghettoastronaut, Aug 13, 2010
  8. taste_my_rainbow

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    If you would Mister 'Sack, please don't refer to me as 'what's her name' in the future.

    I've been with guys with big penises and only two have really hurt me, like made me bleed. That's unacceptable. But I'd say, in this case, too much is better than not enough.
     
    #248 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 13, 2010
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    How's about ya'll quit bitching and start making funny.
     
    #249 Aetius, Aug 13, 2010
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    So am I the only one who's had a girl say "fuck me 'till I bleed"?

    Well, library's closing in 15 minutes. Time to go home and buy food for barbecue and prevent blood clots with alcohol.
     
    #250 ghettoastronaut, Aug 13, 2010
  11. shegirl

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    GAWD. You're so mean. Abusing your modly powers!

    We are in ther midst of a fucking heatwave hitting the low 100's by Sunday. I hate the heat. I hate the people that blab on about loving the heat almost as much as the heat. It makes me want to step on their toe and poke them in the eye.
     
    #251 shegirl, Aug 13, 2010
  12. Aetius

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    Banned for being too fucking tall.
     
    #252 Aetius, Aug 13, 2010
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    Jealousy is so ugly on you.
     
    #253 shegirl, Aug 13, 2010
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    It's shameless how you two flirt.


    It's also Friday the 13th. How did mine go? 4 companies that we have contracts with all went down. Server died, wireless died, email died, and another email service died. And we got rolled by like 60 new service requests. We normally get 40. And two guys left yesterday to GO ON VACATION.

    I need a beer, and I need it immediately.
     
    #254 Jimmy James, Aug 13, 2010
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    This is the image I am getting in my head right now:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Did you stab her in the shoulder when you came?

    And seriously, if I had to judge, everyone's continuous need to pick at ballsack is indicative of insecurity.

    Though nice picture guy above me.
     
    #256 Sam N, Aug 13, 2010
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    Someone please enlighten me as to why this body is attractive? She looks like she'd blow over with a gust of wind.
     
    #257 shegirl, Aug 13, 2010
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    Because she's wearing Prada you dumb whore.
     
    #258 Aetius, Aug 13, 2010
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    It's Dolce & Gabbana. Careful now your jealousy is showing yet again. Ah, I get it, she's taller than you too.
     
    #259 shegirl, Aug 13, 2010
  20. scotchcrotch

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    Bowlegged much?

    Call me crazy, but I like my women's legs to be a little closer together. With that much space, I bet her cooch is all dried up from the wind blowing through.

    Although by the look of those legs, menopause may have dried her up already.
     
    #260 scotchcrotch, Aug 13, 2010
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