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TiB's potential New Mod? [WDT 08/13/10] HOT BOSS Theme

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Prefontaine, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. Aetius

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    Yeah, but my penis is at least three inches bigger.
     
    #261 Aetius, Aug 13, 2010
  2. shegirl

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    According to you. PICS or STFU.
     
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    Well apparently I am an idiot.

    I was going to post a long diatribe on how Tony Danza was the best boss ever. And even was going to make reference to the ever mystical Danza Slap. However, again, I can't wrap image tags for the life of me, so I had to delete my post and thus make jyself look like an idiot.


    Here is something to make up for it!
    [​IMG]


    Jackpot, baby!
     
    #263 JDTheHero, Aug 13, 2010
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    Why do I suddenly have a craving for Baskin-Robbins?
     
    #264 DrFrylock, Aug 13, 2010
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    Gettin close. this can't turn out bad. Where's my beer?
     
    #265 Sherwood, Aug 13, 2010
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    My daughter's cartoon shows fucking torture my soul. I'm seriously starting to freak out.
     
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    It's time.

     

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  8. DrFrylock

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    THIS!
    IS!
    SPARTAAAAAAAAA
     
    #268 DrFrylock, Aug 13, 2010
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    i've got quite the itchy asshole from skipping a shower last night, fuck me
     
    #269 scotchcrotch, Aug 13, 2010
  10. Crown Royal

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    Daddy's smoking a big one after night-night. Fuck.
     
    #270 Crown Royal, Aug 13, 2010
  11. taste_my_rainbow

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    I think this is post #300... I think Chater said you get a consolation prize since he changed the mod thing to #600.

    And seriously, that post is just... disturbing. Get yourself some moist wipes.
     
    #271 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 13, 2010
  12. shegirl

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    There ya go. I'm about done for the day but I suggest #300 send Chater a quick PM so he know's who it was.

    Play nice.

    EDIT: And if that is #300 how appropriate that it was about an itchy brown eye. Nicely done.
     
    #272 shegirl, Aug 13, 2010
  13. DrFrylock

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    Sorry, my 300-themed post was indeed the 300th reply (it's the 301st post in the thread). The brown-eye post was creative but gets what it resembles: a big 0

    It was also my 69th post, so, hey, that's appropriate.

    So bait-and-switched on the mod powers though. Sadness.
     
    #273 DrFrylock, Aug 13, 2010
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    How IS it that everyone has not embraced the sweet-assedness of moist wipes? These things are like a soothing mini-shower for the butthole every time you use them! Worried about how bad a toll that spicy food you ate yesterday will take? Well, actually it'll still burn like a motherfucker coming out, but the clean up will feel like you're dipping your starfish in it's personal little cool lagoon. If you have not tried this marvel of backdoor wipery, do yourself a favor and do so. If you have...you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

    "Hello? Oh, hey Irish Pub. Yeah, I'm on my way...see you soon."
     
    #274 Psychodyne, Aug 13, 2010
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    #300 was JimmyJames' beer.

    You people suck at math. I should know, I took college algebra twice. You rule over us peons and can't even subtract. Come to think of it, this is very appropriate. Run for office in Florida.

    Edit: Fuck. Didn't count the starting post. Nevermind.

    More importantly am I doing this boss theme right?

    [​IMG]

    No? Shit.
     
    #275 CharlesJohnson, Aug 13, 2010
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    You fail, Dietrich. You forgot to examine the OPposite side of the medallion, which reads:

    Or, translated into Tard, "Subtract one post to honor the God whose ark this is."

    Your staff is too long. You're digging in the wrong place!

    I am the monarch of the sea! I am the ruler of the...

    BAD...DATES.
     
    #276 DrFrylock, Aug 13, 2010
  17. taste_my_rainbow

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    I think you're a crazy talker with that... my page starts at post count 300 and he posted right after you, thus being the 300th reply.

    Did you try really hard for number 300? I bet you did.
     
    #277 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 13, 2010
  18. scotchcrotch

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    If I did win, that"s awrsome. Unfortunately, my butthole lost this one.

    As did my plumbing
     
    #278 scotchcrotch, Aug 13, 2010
  19. DrFrylock

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    /facepalm. The URL numbers start at 300 from a zero-base. The OP is post 0. This is typical with computer-based software applications.

    Just to be safe, let's consult someone with a PhD in Computer Science. Does anybody know one of those?

    Oh wait, THAT WOULD BE ME.

    <JackNicholson>You're goddamn right I did!</JackNicholson>

    Shamelessness is a competitive advantage sometimes. What if the prize for the 300th post was the chance to bang Allyson Hannigan? Would you just be sitting there going "oh, geez, I dunno, maybe I should post, but maybe not, I don't wanna look too eager, maybe we'll just hope I get lucky, if it didn't happen it wasn't meant to be..."

    Meanwhile, I am sitting there mashing my F5 key like I'm playing Street Fighter 2 and it's the uppercut button.

    GO BIG OR GO HOME.
     
    #279 DrFrylock, Aug 13, 2010
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    Internet Sweeps Week, eh?
     
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