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TiB's potential New Mod? [WDT 08/13/10] HOT BOSS Theme

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Prefontaine, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. gogators

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    Since he brought it up... how about Justin Bieber's Cum Dumpster.
     
    #361 gogators, Aug 14, 2010
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    So DC, does that mean you're single and ready to mingle?

    What are you looking for in a TiB gentleman caller? Slick avatar? Mad rep cred?

    Would you fly to hook up? I think someone on here is offering to pay to hook up the "gifted".
     
    #362 scotchcrotch, Aug 14, 2010
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    Alas, I think the Sack's charm and 10" cock has ruined me for other posters.

    This implies that Bieber has gone through puberty, which looking at pictures or listening to his voice appears to be false.
     
    #363 Dcc001, Aug 14, 2010
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    Fair enough.

    I've fucked an Arby's roast beef sandwich before.

    Not fun and then lunch is ruined.
     
    #364 scotchcrotch, Aug 14, 2010
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    I just threw up in my mouth. Arby's is GROSS.
     
    #365 Dcc001, Aug 14, 2010
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    True. Just add Future to it.
     
    #366 gogators, Aug 14, 2010
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    Jesus H. it's too early for this many of us to be up and posting. Why is it that I can never sleep in when I have no reason to get up? Ugh. Last night was rough, I can't recover like I used to but I'm pretty sure that I didn't move at all last night after I hit the bed.
     
    #367 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 14, 2010
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    I don't know how many of you follow Philalawyer on twitter (or even if you have a twitter), but his #evilbeiber stuff was hilarious.

    I wouldn't say I hate Beiber, but it's hard to respect anyone who tries to escape a mob on a fucking segway.
     
    #368 Gravitas, Aug 14, 2010
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    Did none of you go out drinking on a Friday night and are too hung over to be online this early Saturday morning?

    On another note, I, and my friends, have our wetdown party for our promotion tonight. We're renting a party bus, and driving to Destin, FL for the night to get all kinds of shitty. Should be an un-remember-able night if all goes well, just gotta stay awake for all of it and not pass out early.
     
    #369 Diablo, Aug 14, 2010
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    Well I get to waste my day at work today. We are having a parking lot sale, and everyone has to be there.

    Worse, I have to work sales.

    But at least I get commission. Huzzah.

    Then it is over to San Jose for strippers.
     
    #370 kuhjäger, Aug 14, 2010
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    I'm not really hung over, no headache or anything, but I feel like I got hit by a cement truck. My feet and ankles are killing me... that's what really flat sandals and standing on a hard floor for hours will do though.

    Everyone be jealous that I get to go sit out on a golf course and sell some kind of tickets on one of the par 3's all day in the heat.
     
    #371 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 14, 2010
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    I got a call from the dude I got the car from last night again. Apparently, he forgot to throw a bunch of bolts and shit for the roof rack into the trunk. This kid is fucking hilarious and the biggest stoner, skater type (apparently he's sponsored by a bunch of skate companies) I've ever met, he's even got that wheezy, quiet voice going and says gnarly and shred a lot.

    Him: Heeeey, maan.
    Me: Hey.
    Him: So, I, uhh, forgot to give you some stuff last night. Shiiiit, what was it? Oooooh, yeah. Some bolts and stuff for the car. Or wait, no, the roof rack. Yeeeah. I can drop them off and shit, if that's cool.
    Me: Naw, I'll come pick them up.
    Him: Oh, suuure dude. No worries. I just bought a pound [of weed], wanna light up when you get here?
    Me: No, I don't smoke.
    Him: Oooooh, no worries man. Ooooh, I almost forgot, I left my buster in the car. Can you grab it for me?
    Me: It's not in here (I'm sitting in my house reading at this point).
    Him: Ooooh, shiiiit. I like that buster. I wonder where it is.
    Me: Yeah. I'll be by tomorrow.

    And he called me by three different names when I picked up the car. Awesome.
     
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    Were any of the three your actual name?
     
    #373 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 14, 2010
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    I wake up, log on and see this new TiB slogan. Fucking perfect. I wouldn't expect anything less.

    The Feast in Little Italy was awesome last night....sadly I didn't find my Sammi Sweetheart but I was more about the booze and food.
     
    #374 KillaKam, Aug 14, 2010
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    Tough to beat the old one but still fun to play around

    What about combining them?

    How bout' "The unofficial internet octagon: a shitstorm of discourse and depravity carried forth by a collective of thundering assholes"?
     
    #375 Nitwit, Aug 14, 2010
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    Nope and I didn't bother correcting him. I gave him a different address than what was on my cheque as well and he didn't even notice the difference.
     
    #376 Primer, Aug 14, 2010
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    TL;DR
     
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    If I was the girl in my avatar, I wouldn't be posting here. I would be too busy staring in the mirror.

    That pretty much sounds like what we would get if we got some bureaucratic committee to spend six months and $300,000 on finding a slogan for us.
     
    #378 ssycko, Aug 14, 2010
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    By staring in a mirror, you mean 'Sitting on a mirror while masturbating', right?
     
    #379 Esian, Aug 14, 2010
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    When I awoke this morn, I spent five minutes coughing/gagging black flecks out of my lungs.

    That's normal, right?
     
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