TiB's potential New Mod? [WDT 08/13/10] HOT BOSS Theme

Creepy, I'll agree:

 

Meh.. I personally would've went with this one

 

The internet, where everybody knows your name...and home address.

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Mythbuster Fail.

 

Thanks for caring.

I came this close to breaking my puke streak. I haven't vomited since Dec 12, 2004.

 

I was gonna post 2 Girls 1 Cup to help iczorro break his puke streak, but when I looked it up I found this reaction video, which everyone can agree is much better than the actual thing.



Also, Mass Effect 2 for $26.99. And I don't have work again until Tuesday. And to think, I was planning on being productive this weekend...

 

How are you guys able to know which post is what number reply? I'm not exactly the most internet literate guy around, but there's obviously some difficulty in figuring it out because there were many claiming the 300th post title.

 

15 post per page x 20 pages = 300 posts. So, to see the 301st post (or 300th reply), it'd be the first post of the 21st page.

 

I reckon I'm gonna be busy and miss the 600th post... Oh well.

I just poured out my first drink of the night and it's midnight. You know when you're having one of those evenings and you're just not feeling it? It's one of those nights.

 

I'd have to go with this one, personally. It kills me:



Here's the same two schmucks again, different video:

 

What the fuck kind of name is Buster Posey anyway? Asshole.

 

Seriously, who is that power hungry that they want to be a moderator? When I first discovered internet message boards, I didn't even know what a moderator was. I only went to automotive forums, and there was no need for moderation. Everyone just got along with one another. Hell, the worst things that would happen were Ford vs. Chevy/Import vs. Domestic arguements.
After seeing the events on the Rudius board, I realized that for the most part, board moderation (in practice anyway) is just a bunch of politics, and I heard a good analogy once on the old board: Politics and teenage motherhood have something in common: If you actually want the job, you are probably too stupid to have it.

EDIT: I almost forgot:

NSFW

Also, raise your hand if you have ever cut the center section out of a pair of panty-hose and had sex through it (the panty-hose being worn by a woman, but if you swing to the dirty side, tell us about it.).

 

I just need something to do during the day and Phila doesn't write new material often enough.

 

I barely even remember 2girls1cup. I think I repressed it.

 

It's a little-known fact, but moderation is actually the sixth, and highest (known-to-date) level of Abraham Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. The first five, which are more well-known are:

Physiological (lowest level): Breathing, food, drink, sex.
Safety: Home, shelter, security of family
Love/Belonging: friendship, intimacy, family
Esteem: self-esteem, respect of others, achievement
Self-actualization: creativity, morality, tolerance

The sixth, highest level is "propagation;" which is defined as "bringing self-actualization to others through any means necessary."

The reason most people don't know about this is because he discovered it while he was presenting the other 5 for the first time at the Conference of the Society for American Humanist Psychologists in 1943, of which he happened to be a co-chair.

During the conference, Maslow stopped two other presenters in the middle of their presentations for - and I quote - "not bringing the funny." After another attendee protested, he revoked that man's speaking privileges for the remainder of the day, and warned him that if he attempted to speak up, or returned in disguise, he would be banned from the remainder of the conference. At the conference reception, a fourth attendee got riotously drunk and obnoxious, at which point Maslow, fed up, perma-banned him from all future meetings of the society.

In a way, Maslow was our first moderator, and this is why he is known as the unofficial "patron saint of mods" around the Internet.

 

You'll see, some lurker typing their gee-whiz post will land on it and he'll get drunk with power instantly and go Leona Helmsley on everybody. Above his avatar it will say "King Awesome" and Superguy will ban people for typos or getting a pop culture reference incorrect*. We're doomed. Dooooooomed!!

*-this shout-out is dedicated to DietCokeHead.

 

Who would wanna be a mod anyway?
On this board it's just a chore anyways. It's not like whoever gets the new power will be able to ban half the board every time it burns when they piss. I don't know, to me it just seems like a shitty job. But someone's gotta do it.
Wait a minute, you're just trying to dissuade other people from taking the position so YOU can have it, aren't you?
No...err...look, I'm here to win, OK? It's a competition!
No wonder people call you Cutthroat Bitch!
It's true, that's why I call her that.
I call her Amber, or sometimes when we're having rough sex, by her TiB forums name, "redbullgreygoose."
This is childish.
Whatever. Thirteen, do you want to join Wilson and me sometime?
No! Besides, Wilson would never go for that!
Actually...that would be so hot. I've kinda always fantasized about that.
Nobody puts their hands on Thirteen except me. And other hot chicks, occasionally. Did I mention my girlfriend is hot AND bi?
Foreman, did you ever ask your parents why they named you after the kid from That 70s Show?
I was born before that show came out!
True...did you ever ask the writers why they named you that, though?
Not yet.
Get on that.
But...
Go. Shoo! If it's hard work, you can sing a spiritual on the way there.
You are an ass, House.
Back to the subject at hand, I need an incredibly complex surgery done. Who's the best cardiothoracic surgeon we have?
Roight here.
You're not a cardiothoracic surgeon. You just became a surgeon two seasons ago when I fired you from my team. Why are you doing every single surgery in the hospital now?
His contract isn't up for renewal for two more seasons, House, we've talked about this.
Crikey.
Why is that funny? Oi have neveh said that on the show. Evah.
Hey, where did Amber go?
Who?
Cutthroat Bitch? Alias redbullgreygoose?
Hey, she's over there trying to steal the 600th post!
Foreman, go stop her.
Why me?
Because you're from an "urban" background, which makes you more intimidating.
Sigh. Fine.
Muwahaha when I'm a mod I'm going to make your life hell, House!
Too late. And stop fucking my best friend!

 

Holy shit dudes! I get to work for O-BAM-A! LOLLL!
Please, kill self.
........TOO SOON!