TiB's potential New Mod? [WDT 08/13/10] HOT BOSS Theme

Thank jesus for my girlfriend's laptop and wi-fi on the megabus. Despite the 2 hour delay because the first bus was full, this thing is pretty pimp - ample legroom for a 6'2" guy (and unlike most six foot two twenty-something blond professionals on the internet, I'm not lying about it), free wi-fi, power outlets, ad I'm sitting up high enough to look down on unsuspecting motorists and check out how many of them are getting road head.

Shame that the beers in my backpack aren't cold, otherwise I'd be drinking them.

 

Let me tell you, MASSIVE amounts of A1 sauce can save any meal apparently.

 

Reminds me of this.

 

And end the .gif with this little mix. Ah the magic of MS paint. I hope you enjoy this one Middle Finger Cash man. Was nobody else thinking of this? I don't know why it came to me, but it must be shared.

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Have fun explaining this one to the IT guys.

Perhaps someone could do a better job using Photoshop. I just wanted to throw the idea out there.

 

When I was 12 I had the exact same thing happen to me. I don't remember but apparently my body just stopped working mid sprint and I ended up needing surgery to my face. Broke a fucking inch thick vase. The doctor that saw me thought I was abused or something.

Apparently, it was my blood sugar level.. Not sure if that's applicable to you as well but might as well share it.

 

Either you're joking or you haven't ever held a desk job. The reason this place is functional is because the vast majority of us dick around on it during work.

 

You have to remember, he lives in South Africa. There are only like 5 jobs total for the whole country so I wouldn't dick around on the job either.

 

Have *you* tried to gangrape/carjack/spread AIDS while surfing TiB? It's fucking impossible.

 

And only 2 where your officemates don't play the vuvuzela hourly.


"Team meeting! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!"

 

Reminds me of the PBF comic

 

You mean like this?

 

I feel like my body has been used as a trampoline by the Clydesdales from the Budweiser commercials. Jesus fucking CHRIST this sucks. Thank God for Germoline.

My little Road Runner booby-trap bail is going to make my entire week suck, and the weed's running low.

 

I'll get on that, but I don't think Chater has blessed me yet.

I haven't seen any changes in my account, I don't see any nifty buttons like "smite" or "make post invisible to everyone but the poster" or "randomize rep points" yet. I also don't see access to any secret mod forums where the mod orgies are organized.

 

I never surfed TiB at work. I was afraid of all the NSFW stuff, because my IT department keeps very close track of what we do.

Then, I got an iphone. Problem solved.

 

Them finding TIB would be the best thing to ever happen to those guys.

 

A friend showed me that video on my phone while I was driving a few weeks ago. I had to pull over the car because I almost shit and pissed myself laughing. There was another one where one chimp was giving another head and a third one was sitting at the end of the branch beating off.

 

If y'all are hell-bent on making my avatar like that (which I think is hilarious, by the way; I saved it to my hard drive), I will have to respectfully decline.
Seriously, I will close my account if you deface Mr. Cash's picture like that.