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TiB's potential New Mod? [WDT 08/13/10] HOT BOSS Theme

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Prefontaine, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. whathasbeenseen

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    Word. Not for nothing there has to be something there to get it up or the "anything" she's willing to do won't even matter. Both are a turn off really. I have had super fucking hot and like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I've had moderate and filthy. I'm going for option C. Moderate and filthy.
     
    #101 whathasbeenseen, Aug 12, 2010
  2. taste_my_rainbow

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    DON'T LIE!!! You know you always vote "I'm just here to fuck Chater" in the polls.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    Somebody here knows strippers.
     
    #103 Crown Royal, Aug 12, 2010
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    Looks like somebody else stores their kills the same way I do, like a leopard.
     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    Although he's M.I.A, if I was to nominate anybody it would be Allord because he's quite simply the funniest person on this board. There are plenty of funny people here and yes he's deranged, but nobody come close to making me laugh as hard as that weirdo.
     
    #105 Crown Royal, Aug 12, 2010
  6. taste_my_rainbow

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    My motherfuckin' elbows and wrists hurt. I don't know why.

    I'm just asking - But is being funny a prerequisite for being a mod?
     
    #106 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 12, 2010
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    It's okay to eat watermelon with a BBQ'd steak, right?
     
    #107 Dcc001, Aug 12, 2010
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    What number are we up to now? If you're looking for volunteers, I'll throw my hat in there. I'm on the internet all the damn time anyway 'cuz I have no life, see. Plus, I can pester Chater to set up the debate board thing I suggested in that thread a while ago.

    Drinking for me commences in about a half hour just because. Tomorrow's my first payday. Yay!
     
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    Do you mean BBQ'd as in grilled or like with BBQ sauce on it?

    In either case, if you find that appetizing then go for it.
     
    #109 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 12, 2010
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    Sounds like someone is trying to impress a black man.
     
    #110 MooseKnuckle, Aug 12, 2010
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    Points to Ballsack for being sweet instead of making the obvious 'steak and a blowjob' joke that I'm sure most of you thought of.

    Grilled. At least, I know that's what everyone south of the Mason/Dixon line calls it simply because it wasn't over smoldering wood chips slow cooking for five hours. BBQ sauce is a sacrilege to meat!
     
    #111 Dcc001, Aug 12, 2010
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    It would be if this were my world, but it isn't. I honestly have no fucking clue, I'm high as shit right now.
     
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    Li'l Bandit and I just got back from Schlitterbahn #2 (Blastenhoff and Surfenburg). We had to wait almost 2 hours in line for the Master Blaster (a huge uphill water slide) because two fat people got stuck on one of the levels when the water didn't have enough pressure to push their massive girth.

    Something I noticed about this place that is different from the Schlitterbahn where I'm from (South Padre Island) is that the women here are really wearing bikinis, instead of T-shirts and shorts over bikinis.
    Oh man, I've seen some epic cuties here; it seems like there are nothing but fat people where I'm from.

    I gotta tell you guys, going to a waterpark like this (as a single dad) is the best. I would feel weird going there myself, and since I'm there without a woman, there is no one to get pissed at me checking out the swimsuits.

    Now I'm kicking back in the hotel room with a six pack of Blue Moon and some leftover Budweiser.
    Tomorrow= Tubing on the Comal River!
     
    #113 dixiebandit69, Aug 12, 2010
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    I know you know better than to ruin a perfectly good steak but I had to make sure.

    But if any of you have never had true Southern BBQ... I feel sorry for you. Mmmm. That's good pig.

    Drugs are bad, mmkay?
     
    #114 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 12, 2010
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    All the guys on the board: in a situation like this (checking out hot young chicks wearing almost nothing), isn't it hard not to get an erection? And aren't erections in swimming trunks at public pools, like, embarrassing?
     
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    That's why you don't get out of the water until it's past. You learn against the side of the pool until you go midnight to six. Ever see guys leaning against the outside of the pool? Semis. All of them.
     
    #116 Crown Royal, Aug 12, 2010
  17. taste_my_rainbow

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    That's fried chicken and watermelon. Be accurate.
     
    #117 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 12, 2010
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    I'm so glad I'm a girl.
     
    #118 Dcc001, Aug 12, 2010
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    At 16, yes. At 43 . . . . .let's just say things ain't what they used to be.
     
    #119 Misanthropic, Aug 12, 2010
  20. taste_my_rainbow

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    Me too.

    Girls lean against the side of the pool for a different reason... pool jets are awesome. (Stay in the shallow end so if you black out, it's easier not to drown)
     
    #120 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 12, 2010
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