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TiB's potential New Mod? [WDT 08/13/10] HOT BOSS Theme

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Prefontaine, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I can pee my name in snow. Thus men > women.

    No argument possible.
     
    #121 dubyu tee eff, Aug 12, 2010
  2. Gravitas

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    You pretty much spend your entire adolescent years mentally training yourself not do do this and that, in combination with the hormones receding a bit, makes erections pretty easy to avoid in fairly innocuous situations. At least that's my experience.
     
    #122 Gravitas, Aug 12, 2010
  3. taste_my_rainbow

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    We can have orgasms in mere seconds and it's not a bad thing.
     
    #123 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 12, 2010
  4. Dcc001

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    Please. Quit perpetuating that silly pool jet stigma. You and I both know that a girl leaning against the edge of a pool is showing off cleavage while she talks to the hot lifeguard.

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    And cause it's nice:

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    #124 Dcc001, Aug 12, 2010
  5. MooseKnuckle

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    Not sure about the other guys, but I don't have to worry about getting public boners when I check out girls (I smell gay jokes in my future). That doesn't really happen a whole lot. It's the unanticipated public boners that make life hard, er, difficult. But a properly maneuvered pelvis and hands in the pockets usually do the trick until the blood goes back to the rest of the body.

    And I find the word "erection" to be far too formal and creepy for this board. Boner works better, but not quite. Maybe I'll think of something more appropriate for this place...
     

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  6. Dcc001

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    That can be the next 'new mod' contest. Whoever can come up with a new word for 'hard cock.'
     
    #126 Dcc001, Aug 12, 2010
  7. WickedBitch

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    Mmmm hmmm. The urinal etiquette thing still fascinates me though.
     
    #127 WickedBitch, Aug 12, 2010
  8. Dcc001

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    I can have as many orgasms as I wish, in rapid succession.

    Game, set and match.
     
    #128 Dcc001, Aug 12, 2010
  9. taste_my_rainbow

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    Think what you want, but a pool jet orgasm is amazing. The pool at my complex didn't have lifeguards. I actually can't remember the last time I saw a pool lifeguard.

    Ditto.

    We win!
     
    #129 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 12, 2010
  10. LessTalk MoreStab

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    What you do after I've finished is of no interest to me, as long as you do it quietly. I'll be sleeping.
     
    #130 LessTalk MoreStab, Aug 12, 2010
  11. Gravitas

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    Not so fast.

    You seem to be forgetting the whole "bleed monthly and potentially push large, several pound objects out" aspect of your genitals.
     
    #131 Gravitas, Aug 12, 2010
  12. Sleeves

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    Im all for tuckin it behind the waist band of pants. Keeps it close to the body + out of site and you dont have to walk funny.
     
    #132 Sleeves, Aug 12, 2010
  13. Dcc001

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    Puh-leeze. If I wrote out how what you just described would work, you'd see that your little scenario is actually pretty hog.

    I don't know if this fits the "Hot Boss" theme, but it's a nice picture.

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    #133 Dcc001, Aug 12, 2010
  14. Kubla Kahn

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    You have boobs, ass, pussy, and the ability to have endless orgasms yet you are still treated as second class citizens/not paid as well/don't have the same power as men do AND you cry about these injustices all the time. Obviously, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!


    We win.


    As far as the public boner thing. In the teen years you'd get random boners for no reason at all let alone seeing nearly nude hot girls. It has happened a lot less at 25, randomly that is, but I still get huge hard ons when the prospect of hooking up comes into play while out. If a girls into me and we make out or are grinding to what ever music is playing. It's boner time. Im not really sure of the socially acceptable thing while grinding but I do tried to hide my animal lust boner while making out/heavily touching and flirting.
     
    #134 Kubla Kahn, Aug 12, 2010
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    Someone's bitter tonight.

    I get paid the same as all they guys I work with. I've travelled/lived all over and never once felt threatened or second class (not even in the Middle East or Africa). And I have a pussy that cranks out multiple orgasms.

    Women who allow that kind of shit deserve to be treated as they are.

    DEFINITELY the boss here:

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    #135 Dcc001, Aug 12, 2010
  16. LessTalk MoreStab

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    Challenge accepted.

    And in the above photo the guy would be paying for that service, so she's an employee, or contractor at best.
     
    #136 LessTalk MoreStab, Aug 12, 2010
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    Ok, ok... I'll agree with the period thing. But we don't have prostates. Have you had yours checked lately?

    As for the fuck trophies, well, that's not an option for me and that's a penis's fault to begin with.


    Half the money and all the pussy.
     
    #137 taste_my_rainbow, Aug 12, 2010
  18. Dcc001

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    LTMS, I'm disappointed. You're typically so quick on the draw, and you can't see it? You can't imagine you and your girl, lying together in bed with the lights out and the day totally over with, completely exhausted. You start to drift off to sleep and she rolls over and leans on you a little bit, her head by your shoulder, her weight against your arm. You're drifting, and you realize that she's touching herself. You don't know if she thinks you're asleep and is trying not to wake you up, or if she knows you're awake and is trying to get your attention. So you lay there. She starts to get into it; you can feel it in the way she shifts against you and you can hear it by how her breathing is changing. She lets out a moan and lightly bites your shoulder...

    That thought does nothing for you?

    Maybe superficially. But if she's got your wrists in cuffs and your balls in a vice as she takes a crop to your ass, does it really matter at that moment who's paying who? You think she isn't in control?
     
    #138 Dcc001, Aug 12, 2010
  19. LessTalk MoreStab

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    As I said initially, after I'm done I'll have lost intrest for at least 15 minutes. So yeah flick the budgie tounge or go bake a cake, I'm unphased.

    My preferance would be for the cake baking, cakes are good after violent rooting.
     
    #139 LessTalk MoreStab, Aug 12, 2010
  20. Kubla Kahn

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    From all the medical advice Ive heard men don't usually need the old thumb up your ass prostate check until their mid-40's. About the same time women need to have their boobs smashed like pancakes for mammograms.

    Dcc001, where do you get all of these black and white artsie photos? Some of them are pretty hot.
     
    #140 Kubla Kahn, Aug 12, 2010
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