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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    The answer is titties.
     
    #181 MoreCowbell, Oct 20, 2011
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Wine it is. I just ordered a bunch of fried chicken off the internet.
     
    #182 Nom Chompsky, Oct 20, 2011
  3. MoreCowbell

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    Wine it is. I just ordered a bunch of fried chicken off the internet.[/quote]

    And yet I see no titties in your post.
     
    #183 MoreCowbell, Oct 20, 2011
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    Got some Newports to go with that?
     
    #184 wexton, Oct 20, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Nibble a nutsack, Cowbell!

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    #185 Nom Chompsky, Oct 20, 2011
  6. bewildered

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    WDT Skype!
     
    #186 bewildered, Oct 20, 2011
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    You bite your tongue! Mayo is fanfuckingtastic. Especially on bacon sandwiches.
     
    #187 GTE, Oct 20, 2011
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    He's to busy fucking a white girl with a big ass! You take our music, we take your women! Detroit fool what?
     
    #188 McSmallstuff, Oct 20, 2011
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    Just throwing this out there: Nom showed up at the NYC meetup with a bottom-heavy white girl.
     
    #189 MoreCowbell, Oct 20, 2011
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    Wasn't me, I swear.
     
    #190 bewildered, Oct 20, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Ha ha, that girl thinks I want to fuck her.

    I swear, I can tell. Something about the way she looked at me earlier that day when she was told me, "you definitely want to fuck me right now" made it obvious.
     
    #191 Nom Chompsky, Oct 20, 2011
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    Do these bacon sandwiches have cheese on them. Cheese makes most foods better.
     
    #192 Bundy Bear, Oct 21, 2011
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    #193 Nom Chompsky, Oct 21, 2011
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    I'm sitting on a cement floor in a server farm watching a progress bar slowly make its way across the screen. Meanwhile, my girlfriend has beer, pizza and a blowjob waiting for me just because.

    Here's my titty contribution.

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    #194 Jimmy James, Oct 21, 2011
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    Sigh. 0/2. I really should institute a three strike rule at this point.

    So sleepy. Good night, idiots. I'll see you in the morning.
     
    #195 ghettoastronaut, Oct 21, 2011
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    Nom is officially on my shit list.
     
    #196 bewildered, Oct 21, 2011
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    I think I tried to post on here last night but tequila won that battle. That bitch didn't win the whole evening because I actually kept my shirt on and I think I stopped myself from kissing the regular sitting next to me at the bar (I'll find out for sure on my next visit - fingers are firmly crossed).


    EDIT TO ANSWER PM: Gender of my bar pal is in question. He is a him. A loser him. Like, mid-40's, living with his dad, alcoholic, drug addict, can't keep a menial job type of him. But damn, he's cute as hell and has sweet, luscious lips that are always beckoning me. I can't risk sitting next to him anymore when tokillya gets involved. No good can come from this.
     
    #197 Queen-Bee, Oct 21, 2011
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    I'm around.
     
    #198 Gravitas, Oct 21, 2011
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    Some good can always come of luscious lips.
     
    #199 Nom Chompsky, Oct 21, 2011
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    Only early evening here.
     
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