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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Me. Sorta. Falling asleep watching Jersey Shore Afterhours.



    Don't judge.
     
    #201 dubyu tee eff, Oct 21, 2011
  2. ASL

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    Disturbed

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    I just popped a vicodin. I want scotch but it's not within arms reach. Dislocating one's knee is not pleasant. Putting it back together yourself is also not pleasant. I did get a free t-shirt though, so. . . stay positive?



    fuck
     
    #202 ASL, Oct 21, 2011
  3. Pinkcup

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    I wish I weren't up. I found something awesome on regretsy, though!

    Original source: The Changed Man Bikini


    Intentional cameltoe. And I thought I'd seen it all.
     

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  4. hotwheelz

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    So I guess I've made it 22 years. Guess no one expected that one. I don't know, most of the time it sucks. Sometimes it's bearable. Once in a while it's wonderful. Needs more wonderful, less soul crushing debt.

    (Btw, anyone need a male prostitute?)
     
    #204 hotwheelz, Oct 21, 2011
  5. todd311

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    I love you, hot wheez.

    You really put every part of my life into perspective.
    Sometimes it's something I don't like looking at.

    Roll on brother.
     
    #205 todd311, Oct 21, 2011
  6. hotwheelz

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    Who is this "hot wheez"?

    He sounds dreamy.
     
    #206 hotwheelz, Oct 21, 2011
  7. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    Happy birthday Wheelz!
     
    #207 bewildered, Oct 21, 2011
  8. TX.

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    The Mad Pooper

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    hotwheelz, whenever I see your name I sing it in my head to the tune of "Ducktails".

    Hotwheelz waaaooooh.
     
    #208 TX., Oct 21, 2011
  9. hooker

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    Thank God it's Friday. All week I had myself convinced I was a day ahead.
     
    #209 hooker, Oct 21, 2011
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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Happy birthday, Wheelz.

    [​IMG]
     
    #210 Angel_1756, Oct 21, 2011
  11. Frank

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    Not sure if it's still an issue for anyone, but I wasn't able to view the board until I restarted my machine and that was after clearing cache and browsing history.
     
    #211 Frank, Oct 21, 2011
  12. kuhjäger

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    Fuck, don't drop a log (in the toilet) when filling a bathtub. The steam just holds the smell of shit in the bathroom for longer.
     
    #212 kuhjäger, Oct 21, 2011
  13. hooker

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    I really want to play poker at the casino tonight, but I'm too scared to do it. I've only ever played in little local tournaments, and with friends.
     
    #213 hooker, Oct 21, 2011
  14. vex

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    I always wonder why people bother put NSFW tags along their spoilers. I just assume everything in spoilers in NSFW.
     
    #214 vex, Oct 21, 2011
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    Ever fart in the shower? Holy hell it's like a steam bath of fetid rubens. And you didn't even have a ruben in the past three months. Yet, there it is lingering in the air like the best worst glades plug-in. Like being under a waterfall of ass rubens.
     
    #215 CharlesJohnson, Oct 21, 2011
  16. kuhjäger

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    Do you ever wonder if you could set up a rig to save your farts in a glass jar? And save them up so you can throw the jar like a moltov cocktail?

    I haven't wondered until now.
     
    #216 kuhjäger, Oct 21, 2011
  17. kuhjäger

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    Also, holy fuck, the girl from Father of the Bride has not aged a fucking day. She should sell her secret to Steve Martin.
     
    #217 kuhjäger, Oct 21, 2011
  18. Malignity

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    #218 Malignity, Oct 21, 2011
  19. hooker

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    I think they make design software complicated so that if you're not a trained graphic designer you'll get mad enough to light your office on fire when you can't figure something out. For sure that's why they do it.
     
    #219 hooker, Oct 21, 2011
  20. GTE

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    I didn't like it. Usually its just my friends and I playing, drinking, having a good time and if I win, hey, bonus! At the casino it was all business. Dudes with sunglasses on, everyone playing super tight, betting their position etc and its just sucked all the fun out of it.
     
    #220 GTE, Oct 21, 2011
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