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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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    #221 Misanthropic, Oct 21, 2011
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    Yeah, that's the thing. Last time I watched a few games while I was there and it looked like a bunch of idiots who took themselves too seriously. The sunglasses thing really bothers me. I think it's so lame.
     
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    They think they have to intimidate you, and have learned everything they know about poker from the occasional game online and watching World Series of Poker.

    A guy I know once made a living off of online poker; he would play up to 10 hands at once rapid fire, and cleared about 60k+ a year. He went to Vegas thinking he would school everyone, lost about 20k in one night.

    The locals in Vegas pay their past due mortgage on their about to foreclose houses with the arrogance of tourists.
     
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    I could never cut it in Vegas. It scares me to think about it. I want to go there. I want to party there. I never want to gamble there. I'd lose everything, and I know it.
     
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    At the drag show I was at last Friday, the girl (guy) on stage made a joke about this.

    "You want to know how I became a drag queen?! My mother told me to go fuck myself - so I decided to take her literally!"
     
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    Taco Johns potato oles have magical hangover curing powers. That is all that matters now.
     
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    It was fucking weird when I was watching Silence of the Lambs after watching a ton of Monk, and realized Buffalo Bill was Stottlemeyer.
     
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    My main shopping goal on Saturday is to find myself a pair of totally inappropriate footy pajamas.

    These are pretty hot:

    [​IMG]
     
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    It's been years since I've been home to watch Maury. On today's episode, Rayshawn won't claim to be Tanishas baby daddy just because she has cerebral palsy.

    Can't say I blame him.
     
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    I can never bring myself to keep the gum I'm chewing in my mouth after I leave the bathroom.

    I can't shake the feeling that I'm chewing on bathroom germs when I'm done.

    [​IMG]
     
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    And they are procreating like rabbits.
     
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    I think the people on Springer are told to play it up a bit. All the fights and stuff? How are they not charged with assault? On Maury I think these people are just too dumb to act...
     
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    I think of the toy car sets http://www.hotwheels.com/
     
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    Has anyone seen the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia? It was sad but amusing at first, but now I'm pissed as I watch. This is intense.
     
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    Re: Re: TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

    Highly entertaining, and yet completely fucked up.

    Holding a knife to to a chicks throat because "I am tired of eating sloppy, runny eggs" is just a glimpse into the shit that goes on in the White family.
     
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    That startled me, but the part where the woman gave birth and then immediately started snorting lines of cocaine on her bedside table really made me irate.
     
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    I am so over this week. I'm going to pour so much beer into my face tonight.
     
    #238 hooker, Oct 21, 2011
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    Wanna hear the West Virginia mating call??



    (shakes pill bottle)





    fuckin sweet.
     
    #239 Kubla Kahn, Oct 21, 2011
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    You don't want any of those women. Hollllllllly shit. I think they start to acquire smoker's voice by about the age of 20.
     
    #240 bewildered, Oct 21, 2011
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