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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    It's amusing for the first few minutes. Then you hope every last one of them is stricken from the universe's record for all time. That entire line needs to end. I almost punched a baby in the bread basket when that sloppy whore was railing xanax 30 minutes after giving birth. Because your breast milk won't have any of that shit in it, no. There's freak show like Swamp People, then there's "this is the trashiest, useless sack of shit and I hope they catch fire" show. Disgusting. Even worse is when asswipes like Hank Williams III glorify these toxic bumpkins for being strong people. Shutup and sing about whiskey, Hank, before the rest of your teeth fall out.

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  2. Judas

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    Fuck West Virginia, NC is the place to be tonight. I get to go watch Louis C.K. tonight. *Giggles like a schoolgirl*
     
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    Oh was it Xanax? My bad.

    That one family who got out seems to be doing ok. I'm not watching closely enough to know names or anything, but when they flashed up on screen and spoke, the was a huge difference in the way they spoke, dressed, and behaved. I'm glad that those few got out. I just wish that horrible group of people would stop reproducing because those babies don't deserve what's about to happen to them.
     
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    There is a scene when they all walk into some shithole bar and if you pay attention in the background is a big ass sign explaining what Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is and the risks involved.

    Complete with a picture.

    Is this something that really still needs to be explained?

    Apparently in Boone county it also needs to be illustrated.
     
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    Is that the documentry with the bearded, tap-dancing hillbilly that huffed so much gas he gave himself clinical braindamage?
     
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    I wanted everyone of that family dead by the end of the movie. He did that mating call thing in front of his mother and she just cackled.

    I don't how any guy, no matter how drunk, would fuck one of those woman. They could put a gun in my mouth and I still wouldn't do it.
     
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    See, that's why they all do drugs. There's no way they would ever willingly partake in sexy times with one of those raspy meth faces otherwise. I guess that's also why they tend to get knocked up around age 17. Some of their looks are intact at that point.
     
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    I just sat in on an hour-long HIPAA webinar. Fuck that shit.
     
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    Also, re: nipples

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    I'm home from work about two hours early today. I honestly don't know what to do with myself.
     
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    I would bet money you are about to enter the shame vortex of internet porn.
     
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    Come do my laundry. Seriously. Please?
     
  13. TX.

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    I only had it through about 30 min of that family. They are horrid.

    This week has been so shitty I don't know whether to drive to Austin or just start drinking to forget it. Something needs to happen.
     
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    Change of scenery sounds like the better game plan.

    And road beers are superior to regular beers despite what the cops say.
     
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    I think my friend booked us at a hotel that rents by the hour. For the weekend. Fuck my life.
     
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    Can crabs and bed-bugs coexist on the same mattress?
     
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    It'll cost you.
     
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    mmmm budweiser!!!!! early morning beers turned into afternoon beers. and now I'm drunk.....
     
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    I've got a buck fifty in Canadian change here. Will that at least get my delicates done?
     
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