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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. ASL

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    If only.
    To be fair, I have two jobs and am a full time student. I just happened to experience some knee fuckery last night. Who knew knee caps get bored and wander off every now and again?
     
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    I bet that whiskey would be good in eggnog.
     
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    You think you're entitled not to walk like Jimmy Valmer? P-p-puh-p-p-puhhhhh-p-p-p-PUHHHH-p-pussy.
     
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    Girlfriend is gone for the weekend, and I have movies, a bunch of Bell's Two Hearted ale, and the vast world of the Internet at my feet-- err, fingertips.

    Ahh, simple pleasures.
     
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    Please, I have no where the skills as that young hero. It's depressing, ok?
     
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    Anybody that drinks liquor out of a plastic bottle without mixing it is a full blown, irreversible alcoholic. It's lighter fluid.

    On that note, grape juice will cut grain alcohol like nobody's business.

    Oh, and:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Four and a half beers in and only two posts in that time?

    You all suck.
     
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    Wait, let me catch up. I have some okay beer and then some lesser beer to drink after I don't care anymore.

    I do need to make notecards about snakes and turtles though. Bah!
     
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    I'm watching Red State on Netflix. Shit is bugged out.
     
    #289 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    I'm listening to Justin Timberlake on Pandora. SHIT IS AWESOME
     
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    They have Jäger on tap and beergaritas.

    Guys, I think I found heaven.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Quote of the week, as heard on Intervention Canada. The backstory: a mother is at an ATM, taking out cash to give to her son for drugs.

    "I give him money for drugs because I want to see him happy. And not suffer."

    Everyone gets three guesses why the kid is fucked up.

    *This post no relation to the ones proceeding it. Totally a random bit of unintentional humour, brought to you by Slice TV.
     
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    What in the holy fuck is a beergarita?

    And Phil, your push was integral in me getting off my ass and crutching to the kitchen. I really do need practice though, I almost went down once.
     
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    I finally started messing around with G+ last night and added all my family and a few friends. My sister added the cutest picture ever. She has a brats mustache!
     
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    It's beer and margarita and awesome in a cold glass.
     
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    Less description and more recipe! I have the ingredients for the 2 separate items. I want to know if I can combine them in amazing new ways.

    Nevermind, I found this, it's as easy as it sounds:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.drinknation.com/drink/beergarita" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.drinknation.com/drink/beergarita</a>
     
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    Correction: this movie is not bugged out. It is perfectly fucking insane. Only you, Kevin Smith.
     
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    That's what SHE said!! ZING!



    God damn I can't wait for work to end. GF is whipping up some Mexican food and margaritas for tonight.
     
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    Hmm, not bad. The beer takes the tartness out of the margarita. It looks like applejuice, so I can use this recipe for future public use.
     

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    I think I've mostly lost my desire to drink beer. Isn't this one of those signs of depression, not taking interest in activities you once found enjoyable? And it's a half hour until the liquor stores close. They'll be too damn busy.

    I've also somehow managed to rebound onto a girl who's terrible at giving head. I mean, it starts out good enough, with all the right fundamentals, but for some reason it stops being a blowjob and starts being an unlubricated, uncoordinated handjob. And what the hell is that shit? That's straight out of middle school. It's highly unpleasant and leaves an orgasm right out of the question. I guess it's called a rebound for a reason.
     
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