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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    If it's a rebound, then bound on. Unless you're desperate, of course.
     
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    But, this is the REAL Corona Rita!

    This is at a place called Squeeze in Galveston, basically a standard margarita with a Corona turned upside down in it.
    They taste fantastic.

    Fox and Hound here in OKC has them too, but they use the smaller (7oz I think) Coronas.
     

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    So do you have to use fizzy yellow shit in the beergarita, or can it be made with real beers, too?
     
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    It's almost time for skype. Almost. My eyes are sweating. Anyone else around?
     
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    IT WAS A BEER! It just so happens that lime juice is a yellowish color. Also, its more brown but the angle of the lights make it appear really bright yellow.
     
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    Go on...
     
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    If you're desperate for a good time, you could, you know, communicate what she could do differently while it's going down.

    I mean, while she's going down.

    HAHA!

    Or you could just get a prostitute since I think it's their job to know what to do without any work on your part.
     
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    Bewildered, you make it sound as though I were so fundamentally averse to having an orgasm and so wildly socially retarded as to not tell her a single thing to make her efforts any more successful.

    Anyways. Bounding on seems like a good strategy. It'll be like calling the seven-run mercy rule from little league, except, on my dick.
     
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    That's the long term impression that I've formed.

    My bad.

    Jack off instead? Guaranteed orgasm!
     
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    I love beer-ritas. Like bewildered said, it cuts the tartness of the margarita and amps up the boringness of boring beer.

    Ghetto - is this the virgin? The one who was criticizing your foreplay skills? Maybe she is getting you back.
     
    #310 mya, Oct 21, 2011
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    So I had a nightmare this week wherein some things occurred, and I woke up in a cold sweat believing I was covered in blood, and just then an extremely loud clap of very real thunder sounded off and I almost fell out of bed.

    Figured I'd throw that out there.
     
    #311 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    Well yesterday I had a dream that I was catching fish in the pond next to the school library to put in my fishtank.

    Why were you covered in blood?
     
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    Details are hazy on that.
     
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    I like that "wherein some things occured" which I believe is code for I was dismantling the bodies of my family members and sewing their skin into a patchwork quilt to warm him in the upcoming winter months. Either that or deflowering a virgin....so many many options.
     
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    He could have been a really messy cattle rancher.


    edit: and by messy, I mean he's slaughtering them out back.
     
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    Or a cutter, he strikes me as the sensitive type just looking for an outlet to all the angst that he feels inside.
     
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    I wish I remembered. I don't always wake up drenched in fear and hallucinating a gory mess, but when I do, I like to know why.
     
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    I have never woken up in a sweat. I've had nightmares and recurring dreams but nothing that horrible. Did you watch a scary movie before you went to bed mister widdle phil?
     
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    Sex dream?
     
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    You know, I wouldn't put it past my subconscious. It's a fuckface.
     
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