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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Have you gotten your red wings yet? Maybe you were considering the possibilities in your subconscious.
     
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    Beers are gone and the only alcohol left in the house is some Malibu rum in the freezer.

    Suggestions?
     
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    Tropical punch crystal light + rum + pineapple juice

    DRUNK
     
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    Too much work. A Coke.
     
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    I'm afraid all I have for mixers is orange juice and maybe a little bit of cranberry juice.

    I suppose the store is within walking distance. It's awfully comfortable on the sofa, though. Plus I don't have to put pants on if I stay here.
     
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    To answer your question better, I must first ask a question myself.

    What are your goals tonight?
     
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    Regret.
     
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    Shotgun that shit straight. 1 shot every 20 minutes from now until you sleep. Good to go.
     
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    Not that I'm one to brag (ok, that's a lie) but I was able to get her off and her criticisms were not grievances, but minor details she felt I could improve on. Which, sure, people should be able to discuss. But I mean, if you get drunk and go home with a guy and you can't touch his dick without making him wince, don't wake up the next morning and start demanding exactly how you like your nipples touched.
     
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    Ugh. FYI, coconut rum mixed with IPA is freakin' awful. I recommend avoiding it unless you have a deep seated self-loathing.
     
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    Rum in beer isn't a thing.
     
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    See! Already you're regretting it. Success!
     
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    It could be. How do you know unless you try?

    DON'T JUDGE ME.
     

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    This is why we're in a recession.

    I must second the shots of rum until sleep scenario, it seems like the best choice, unlike rum and IPA. Really!?

    My fucking armpits are sore, so I pimped out my crutches with some cut up towels and duct tape, hopefully that helps.
     
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    We threw him off with the talk of beer-ritas. And here he thought that using beer as a mixer was a stroke of genius.
     
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    Beer as a mixer is a calculated risk, and should be well thought out. I'm thinking the poor man was shooting from the hip out of (misguided) desperation.
     
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    What the hell is wrong with you people? Beer should never be mixed with anything.

    BEER IS PERFECT AS IT IS.
     
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    And yet, here we are.
     
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    Touché.

    I have a glass of Malibu rum right now. It's pretty awful. Not as awful as when it's mixed with beer, but still...
     
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    What made you think coconut rum would work with beer? You think you would have tried the cranberry juice first.
     
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