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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Beefy Phil

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    Hubris.
     
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    I'd like to know the thought process behind that, as well.
     
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    The same desperation that leads a man to believe awkward and painful blowjobs-turned-handjobs are the fundamentals of a relationship worth prolonging.
     
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    BOOM ROASTED!
     
    #344 bewildered, Oct 21, 2011
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    You also said you had orange juice. Why not a orange juice, cranberry and coconut rum tropical drink?
     
    #345 zyron, Oct 21, 2011
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    Seriously. Hubris.
     
    #346 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    Fuck, you'd think that someone who had coconut rum or beer would at least try one of them independently and see how that went before combining them. Whereas in my defense, I've got no other options right now.
     
    #347 ghettoastronaut, Oct 21, 2011
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    Let's agree that we're all very desperate people, and just go from there.
     
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    In retrospect...
     
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    ... so what are you wearing?
     
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    This is upsetting news. You need to make it right.
    My roommate just brought fantastic Marble beer home for the house. I think he has an ulterior motive of seeing me fall down while crutching.
     
    #351 ASL, Oct 21, 2011
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    I need an adult.
     
    #352 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    Show the nice officer, on the doll, where he touched you.
     
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    What purpose does an adult play in this game? The mean teacher who makes you stay after school? The coach that wants to help you "progress?"


    I'm intrigued.
     
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    It gets weird here on weekends, huh?
     
    #355 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    Hey, your weird is another man's erotic fantasy.

    DON'T JUDGE
     
    #356 mya, Oct 21, 2011
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    Only as weird as you want, big guy.
     
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    Red wine? Or white wine? Decisions, decisions...
     
    #358 Angel_1756, Oct 21, 2011
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    My room mate tries too hard to try and make me like him. Sometimes I just want to sit in silence, drink beer, and watch the office.

    Red wine, Angel. Red wine. They made a song about it and everything.
     
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    I'm sexy and I know it.
     
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