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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Binary

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    White wine is only good for cooking or OCCASIONALLY for very hot summer days.

    Since it is neither, red wine is the answer.
     
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    Jesus, I looked for a song about white wine and came across the saddest song in the world about Christmas and a guy's dead relatives.
    So, I share.


    And now, for something better.
     
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    There are no happy songs about white wine.

     
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    Jesus Christ people...step away from the computer/smartphone.

    How many facebook statuses per day are too many?
     
    #364 mya, Oct 21, 2011
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    Any.
     
    #365 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    Hm, Tim Minchin may have helped me find a solution to my blowjobbing problem:

     
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    Then clap your hands.


    More than one a week is annoying, unless a celebrity dies then you simply HAVE to pay "R.I.P" respects, of course. If you don't you're just a heartless asshole.
     
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    Props to him for fitting the word menstruate into his lyrics. I can't get over his creepy dead eyes, though.
     
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    Nah, now I like facebook for what it means to me. I can keep updated on what is going on in some of my friend's life without any direct communication. I mean, why actually go to their kid's 1st birthday party if you can just look at photos afterwards and post about how cute they are smearing cake all over their face. So, update me on the important things in your life please. If you have more updates than there are hours in a day, probably too many (and by the way, this is why I don't want to actually call you and talk)
     
    #369 mya, Oct 21, 2011
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    I'm feeling guilty because I had 2 statuses today. However, in my defense, they were the first since Monday, and two, one of them was about beergaritas.

    I post only about the most important things in life.
     
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    I have no intention of ever attending a high school reunion because of Facebook. Whatever morbid curiosity I might have possessed about the lives of former associates is satisfied on a daily basis. Fun fact: there have been far fewer pregnancies and deaths than I had predicted.
     
    #371 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    Don't know if one of my facebook friends made this or it's just a pic making the rounds:


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    Pretty sweet.


    I use facebook like everyone else. To see if any girls Ive hooked up with got fat and facebook stalk the ones who haven't.
     
    #372 Kubla Kahn, Oct 21, 2011
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    These are the types of things that I want to hear about honestly. I wouldn't consider any excess with this.
     
    #373 mya, Oct 21, 2011
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    I have a mouse.

    Tonight, it lives.

    Tomorrow, I hunt.
     
    #374 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    Louis CK was super awesome. Unplanned drinking now in a bar.

    Also very drunk.
     
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    It's a Friday night? How is drinking unplanned? I dont' understand.
     
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    I started scrolling down my wall and found a video that El Fiance posted a long while back. I watched it again and laughed my ass off.
     
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    And Sunday we can expect a 5-part sonnet.
     
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    It's a mammal this time. You might get a Homeric epic.
     
    #379 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    Well I was supposed to drive home. Not looking that way now.
     
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