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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I read today about a couple in Michigan who actually had to go to court for not picking up after their dog. The catch: they are both blind.

    My question is this: How in the fuck do you expect somebody to pick up after their dog if they literally can't see shit?
     
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    The ability to play the banjo is one of those things - like the ability to play the harmonica - that people don't give a shit about in high school, but will get you laid in college.
     
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  3. Kubla Kahn

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    One of my favorite professors in college was huge into the banjo and had just started when I took his class. He was dead with in a year from cancer. Good times. Also, any sort of decent proficiency in any instrument would get you laid in college.
     
    #383 Kubla Kahn, Oct 21, 2011
  4. bewildered

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    I don't know how many Saudis are in my living room right now. I think this is a problem?
     
    #384 bewildered, Oct 21, 2011
  5. Beefy Phil

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    Are they royal?
     
    #385 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    One guy did have very fancy jeweled sandals that he removed at the front door.
     
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  7. Beefy Phil

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    Run.
     
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    From what?
     
    #388 bewildered, Oct 21, 2011
  9. Beefy Phil

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    Those are Saudi fornication sandals.
     
    #389 Beefy Phil, Oct 21, 2011
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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Aaaaaaand, tits.
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    These could almost make me love a blonde.

    *sigh* I miss women.
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    #390 Angel_1756, Oct 22, 2011
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    Good afternoon Idiots, sixpack down it be time for rum.
     
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    Adjustment Bureau was an awesome movie.
     
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  13. Beefy Phil

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    OLD SCHOOL

     
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  14. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Older school.



    1:09 gets me every time.

    Another great one:

     
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  15. Beefy Phil

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    Oldest school.

     
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    Does anyone else love to post funny Chive photos to peoples FB pages?

    No, just me? Damn...
     
    #396 hellogoodbye, Oct 22, 2011
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    Who goes to the fucking Chive?

    Reddit son. Reddit.
     
    #397 Gravitas, Oct 22, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I am of the opinion that there has generally not been enough pictures of Sasha Grey on the drunk threads. So, here are five to make up for it:

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    This is such a dainty blowjob picture. It's like giving head with your pinky out (which happens to me every now and then by accident and it's so hard not to giggle when it happens - for some reason guys tend not to appreciate when you giggle anywhere near their penis).


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    #398 audreymonroe, Oct 22, 2011
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    Real margaritas were a hit. Out of Cointreu (sp?) So now its onto beer. I love weekends.
     
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    Honey Jack Daniels. Nice to meet you. I saw you checking me out and felt you coyly brush against my ass as you went by.

    My new friend may be the catalyst for crossing the line from hearty social drinker to hopeless alcoholic. Stay tuned.
     
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