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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Noland

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    Be sure and tell us every excruciating detail of it. That way we can publicly mock you and then send you supportive reps and PMs.
     
    #401 Noland, Oct 22, 2011
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    Bundaberg Rum, oh how I love you. AlmostGaunt, I don't give a flying fuck what you say about it. It is definitely potable and most certainly tasty and awesome. Even better when on tap but oh so hard to find out of certain areas of Queensland.

    Still haven't had a hangover in the last month of steady drinking.
     
    #402 Bundy Bear, Oct 22, 2011
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    Breakfast buffet at 6 AM after a heavy drinking night.

    I bet this will be bad news.
     
    #403 hooker, Oct 22, 2011
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    Is it a champagne breakfast? Because after a heavy night of drinking that would be awesome.
     
    #404 Bundy Bear, Oct 22, 2011
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    I'm so intensely disappointed in how few of these pics worked, and I'm not even a big sasha fan.
     
    #405 iczorro, Oct 22, 2011
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    Favorite part of staying out that late was being able to catch sunrise. Now I just go to sleep early enough that I wake up for it.

    Wooo, party.
     
    #406 Frank, Oct 22, 2011
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    That was a little mean Noland. I'm glad I don't usually post my everyday drunk nonsense.
     
    #407 Queen-Bee, Oct 22, 2011
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    But from everyday drunk nonsense come the greatest pearls of humour.
     
    #408 Bundy Bear, Oct 22, 2011
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    I hear you. I stayed in last night, practiced some guitar and played some Dead Souls til the wife got home at 11. Then, watched some TV and went to bed.

    Man, I'm just wild and crazy on the weekends.

    In better news, nice not having a hangover, and I should be at the gym in 20 minutes when it opens.
     
    #409 The Village Idiot, Oct 22, 2011
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    Communist!!!
     
    #410 iczorro, Oct 22, 2011
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    Goodnight Idiots. One bottle of rum down. One more for tomorrow. Not to mention the world cup final. Down with the dirty cheese eating surrender monkey frog bastards.
     
    #411 Bundy Bear, Oct 22, 2011
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    It was more than a little mean. You have my apologies.
     
    #412 Noland, Oct 22, 2011
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    So it turns out Puerto Rican weddings arent just full of gang violence and Big Pun music. Who knew?
     
    #413 Juice, Oct 22, 2011
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    Houseguest, I love ya, but if my tweezers "mysteriously go missing" one more goddamned time, I'm going to cut a bitch. That's all I'm saying.
     
    #414 Angel_1756, Oct 22, 2011
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    She's using them to pluck her cooter hair.

    The only day I have to sleep in, I do appreciate a cacophony of yard work machinery going off at the same time. Fucking suburbs.
     
    #415 CharlesJohnson, Oct 22, 2011
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    What do you need with tweezers?

    I thought you were Asian.
     
    #416 Gator, Oct 22, 2011
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    I'm watching the news and they have Gadaffi laid out on a freezer floor for viewing purposes.

    Is it bad that I have the following line from a song running through my head?

    In these days of evil presidentes, but lately one or two have fully paid their due...
     
    #417 The Village Idiot, Oct 22, 2011
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    I just burned an MP3 disc of Steve Martin's latest bluegrass album and part of the Nevermind Super Deluxe reissue. That may lead to a tough audio transition methinks....
     
    #418 jakeblues, Oct 22, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I got a lot of complaints about that, but I can see all 5 of them still. I'm sorry, though. It is one of the saddest things in the world when the NSFW tags reveal a broken image, always wondering what could have been...
     
    #419 audreymonroe, Oct 22, 2011
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    So Audrey, your habit of sticking your pinky out while giving a blowjob intrigues me. Probably because I was accused of being one of "those guys" who sticks their pinky out while drinking beer at the meet-up.
     
    #420 ghettoastronaut, Oct 22, 2011
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