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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I usually get some toughy-tough-tough across the street who thinks it's manly to vroom his Harley 65,000 times to "clear it out" as he once told me when I went out in my jammies to scream at him. I love Harleys and they are the only motorcycles that even exist to me, but I have talked to Harley owners and you do NOT need to fucking do that. He's just being a macho asshole with a motorcyle, as 45% of them are.

    Loud machinery on a Saturday morning all sounds like somebody is firing a Mac 10 at a gong.
     
  2. Angel_1756

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    My parents' neighbour was a bagpiper. He used to get up every Sunday morning at 7:30 and play Amazing Grace on his back porch (which just happened to be next to my bedroom window).

    I see your yard work and Harleys and raise you the fucking bagpipes.
     
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    I decided to get cracking early today... made myself a skype account all you Idiots can find me on... durbanite.tib

    On another note, the Sharks won and are in the Currie Cup final. I am not likely to be drinking though, due to ongoing stomach issues. Fuck stomach viruses.
     
  4. Juice

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    Ladies and gentlemen, how to NOT handle firearms 101:

     
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  5. bewildered

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    Holy crap, maple bacon is good.
     
  6. ghettoastronaut

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    That's just appalling. He's only combined two guns? Good taste should dictate three, at an absolute minimum.

    Question: should I go buy a car or a kilt today? I feel I could use a kilt. I'd wear it out on the finest of drinking occasions. And a car, well, if I wait until next week, I fear it might not get delivered in time for my move to Ottawa. The kilt store is open tomorrow, at least.

    So the real question is, green:

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    Or blue?

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    I like the Accent. It's quite roomy for a subcompact, and I've had a look at the larger models that Hyundai and Kia make and for the marginal increase in space, the extra price isn't worth it.
     
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Does it mean that I hate America if I say that Sasha Grey is pretty but bores me sexually?

    This book comes up a lot, but damn it, when the man gets it, he gets it: Philalawyer has a point in HHIFA about how fucking with some ulterior motive is always going to be hollow, regardless of the level of mastery/hotness/etc. Whenever I watched Grey have sex, it seems so...performative.

    Maybe she's better in real life.
     
  8. Kubla Kahn

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    Seem some of her shit too, not particularly great for a porn star. I think people have just craved a more normal looking star and she does tons of anal and degrading shit which sells well. Ive never been to impressed with her work.
     
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    Awesome. The only smoke shop in 20+ miles isn't open on Saturday, nor do they have hours of operation. Why does the old man smoke a pipe instead of cigarettes like normal stinkers? He doesn't even use good tobacco. In fact the last time I went to buy him Sir Walter Raleigh Tabacky the guy was offended that I thought he sold it.

    Bonus, found a tiki and cigar bar 2 blocks from my house. Been there 8 years and I just now see it? Good thing you finally put a sign up, jackbag. With a little luck, will be getting my Zombie on tonight.
     
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    "Lighters" might be literally the worst song any of the three artists has every been involved in. Still though:

     
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  12. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I don't know why but upside-down boobs always make me chuckle.
     
  13. Backroom

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    I'm only in southern New Mexico for 5 months and the only chick with all her teeth and no kids is a prude... I'm a long way from New York.

    On a lighter note...
     
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    Sorry dude, you'll have that down there.

    I'm bored out of my mind, for some reason homework just isn't happening, even though all I can do is sit or lay around. You'd think it'd be a great way to get a lot of work done. Nope, watching Dexter.
     
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    First time I heard the dirty version of this. God, does Em go off.
     
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    IMO, you got them from a place you were logged in to, and we weren't...
     
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    Nom, for what it's worth, I've always found Sasha Grey rather "Meh" myself.
     
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    I think the reason you philistines don't like Faye Reagans puffies is that you haven't seen her fuck. I present:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://fapdu.com/search/?s=faye+nikki" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://fapdu.com/search/?s=faye+nikki</a>
     
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    I've been in my shop since 10:00 doing shit with a chisel that you should be doing with a milling machine. Beer time.
     
  20. Crazy Wolf

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    Holy crap, apple brandy makes for delicious French toast. Maple syrup amplifies all the cinnamon and nutmeg and apple wonderfully.
     
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