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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    You lie. That's SFW.
     
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    Ok. I will not buy the Accent because of this fucking annoying advert. It is shown upwards of 25 times a day here, on EVERY channel. Maybe that's why the car costs more than the damn Polo. Welcome to my pain.

     
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    Whatever, I wouldn't want my boss to see me looking at girls in bikinis.
     
    #463 bewildered, Oct 22, 2011
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    And here are more.

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    That is NSFW. And very, very beautiful.
     
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    And then there was this one...

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    Speaking of Steve Winwood and tossing in a semi-tangent of unnecessarily long songs.

     
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  10. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I have to study for an exam and I'm waiting for a textbook to download. Come forth Idiots! I demand amusement.
     
    #470 dubyu tee eff, Oct 22, 2011
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    Yours or mine?
     
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    Why can't we have both?

    First beer cracked for the day, bring on the cheese eating surrender monkeys. Go the All Blacks.
     
    #472 Bundy Bear, Oct 22, 2011
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    Because the way my weekend has shit all over me so far, I'm thinking my amusement would be at his expense.
     
    #473 Nettdata, Oct 22, 2011
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Is this your coy way of asking which one of us gets to wear the strap-on? If so, then definitely yours ~wink~.

    And I feel you man, my entire weekend has been nothing but studying, and it's going to stay that way until this coming Friday. Shit sucks.
     
    #474 dubyu tee eff, Oct 22, 2011
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    This is safe for work. Am I the only one who thinks its a waste of time to go 80-90% of the way and NOT SEE THE FUCKING TITTIE?!? Jesus, you' think titless pictures in 2011 would be a statutory crime by now.




    I bought deer piss and York peppermint patty Pieces today. I don't think there was two farther apart items Ive ever bought. There a website that chronicles shit like this?

    [rnsfw][​IMG][/rnsfw]
     
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    Yup, it's called The Idiot Board.
     
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    So I was at my two year old cousins's birthday party and watched a 2 year old get absolutely fucking cleaned out by a 7 year old going full speed on a swing. Am I a bad person for laughing at this? I at least did the respectful thing and pretended I had to go to the bathroom before laughing hysterically.
     
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    Did said two year old suffer any lasting damage? Yes, then you're a bad man. No, then you're right. It's fucking funny. People who catch that shit on camera make money.
     
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    Then I'm a bad person too. Sometimes I'll be overcome with hysterical laughter for about 2 seconds until I realize that the kid is hurt, and then my maternal instincts kick in, I get kind of scared that the kid is hurt, and then I go help clean up. Luckily nothing really traumatic has happened to any of my nieces or nephews. I would feel awful if I laughed at their accident and they ended up going to the hospital.
     
    #479 bewildered, Oct 22, 2011
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Maybe you could pick whichever model comes with the sundress that matches your eyes.

    Are you people seriously arguing over Hyundai vs. Ford? And someone suggested a Ford Fiesta for something other than a clown car?

    Just turn in your fucking man card. Assuming you ever received one. Jesus Christ. No wonder you guys pay for pussy.
     
    #480 The Village Idiot, Oct 22, 2011
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