urgh... I don't know what part of me thought fucking a fat girl was a great idea but all I know is I'm not happy with myself. It was like fucking a beanbag with tits. I still don't know why I did it, all I can remember is my brain telling myself "You need to reevaluate your life Dan, nothing good will come from this" Did I listen?... hell no. And who ever said that fat girls are more enthusiastic in bed is full of shit, I may as well have been fucking a beached whale for what is was worth. Dry spell or not, I'm not impressed with myself. So now I'm hungover to fuck, having traumatic flashbacks every few seconds and pretty sure I locked either my credit or debit card. My soul hurts.
Digging this, but I put his name in pandora and all I get* are crappy duets with a synthesizer in the background. Is there some magic brown people code I can use to get to the good stuff? edit: just hit a decent song, but one in five isn't good.
I wouldn't even go as far to say that I was desperate. Drunk and ignorant to the visual torment I was letting myself in for definitely. Fat sex desperate though?.. No, I honestly thought I was better than that, I really did.
Lyle that rant "couple dozen pounds" made me laugh harder than I do at most misfortunes... if I had a better sense of humor without coffee that would be a winner on the r&r visualized thread.
I have no idea what time it is but pretty sure I should have been sleeping hours ago. Drunk as hell but not drunk enough and we just won the world cup for the first time in 24 years.
Nom is black?! Fuuuuck. Kimbo Slice is gross, all hairy and sweaty and shit. I mean, I don't dig black dudes anyway but if I were so inclined to tuck in to some sexual chocolate, I'd lean more towards Blair Underwood types (though he doesn't really do anything for me either). Sorry. I missed this last night. 1. Which "first time" are we talking about? The one where he videotaped himself fucking the woman in our bed, blackmailed her with it and rammed his fist up her ass or the one where I found out about the Craigslist trolling? You gotta be specific, man! 2. See the "eats a mean pussy" comment. Otherwise, "because I'm a roaring dumbass" sums it up nicely.
HOLY SHIT. He did all that and you forgave him? Jesus Christ. JEEEEESUS. Well, I hope you're kicking him to the curb this time. I'd do it, regardless of finances. Surely you have friends or family to help you out. You need to get away from him, and fast.
4AM and my last offering for this time period. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW Music at the start is a bit average but get a bit long and it's a pretty decent clip. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1915701119
Finally on my way back to the city. Niagara Falls is one of those places that in theory seems like a good idea, but in practice - not so much.
*hangs head in shame* Yes. He said that he was sick (no shit!) and had a problem (ya think?!) but that he would fix it and it would never happen again. And I got to grudge fuck this other dude. That helped. The short story is that he started pity-fucking this crazy coworker of his that hadn't gotten any dick from her husband in years (Which now sounds kinda familiar. Hmmmmm). She got attached and threatened to tell me about the affair so he did the videotape thing and told her that if she told me, he'd mail the tape to her husband. When she told me this, I hit him in the head so hard his ears were ringing. She also told me that she was pregnant even though she was 50 and he said she'd never had a period the whole time he was fucking her. She also told me that he'd rammed his fist up her ass without her consent and that she was going to have him arrested for forced sodomy, even though, while I've never had a fist up my ass, I'm fairly certain it requires some kind of active participation (Ya gotta hold it open or something, right?! Scootah, care to chime in here?). I had to call the police on her because he wouldn't speak to her so she would not leave me alone and almost got me fired.
Sometimes I think I'm fucked up when it comes to relationships...and then sometimes I realize I have a long way to go before I hit that classification.