Dark, dark times. But now look at us! We have weekly drunk threads and can talk about Bunny being crazy without getting banned!
Here's the book. I think it was also set to be made into a movie. It was the older one who posted on RMMB. I guess she would have been 16 at the time.
I'm just sad that Ballsack found happiness, not because I wish him ill, but because of love, he's so, and I hate to say this, normal now. Is there a no Yoko rule for messageboards?
So last night I saw a couple episodes of American Hogger available for download. What a piece of shit show. It's so overly dramatic that it comes off as a parody. It's almost like the Gold Rush Alaska crew go hunting feral hogs for a living.
Look at dem chaps and boots. How could you have thought that show would have been anything but legit? Spoiler And hoop earrings, and streaky hair, and....
I caught an episode of that the other day. You can't even understand the father-dude when he talks. It sounds like he's got marbles in his mouth.
He's got a mouth full of chaw, and it's hilarious that they have to subtitle just about everything he says.
You think that show is bad? Try watching Hogs Gone Wild. It is ten times worse. I am a hog hunter. I hunt with dogs. It doesn't work anything like either of those shows. They are a bunch of fools. Bewildered, I wear hoop earrings, I used to have highlighted hair, however, you will never catch me with chaps on.
See, you're not seeing the bigger picture here. Sure, he's all "head-over-heels-on-a-pink-cloud-lovey-dovey" now. But let's face it, we're talking about 'sack here. His marriage has a lower probability of survival than peace in the Middle East, and when it implodes, we'll have more funny fodder than 1,000 Millys.
Am I in the overwhelming minority who actually wants his marriage to succeed? Admittedly for it to work he would essentially have to change nearly everything about his true self and in all probability he would be a hollow shell of a man, but still I wish him good luck all the same.
I don't think he wishes ill on him, but like like the 2 year old I watched get leveled by a kid on a swing, it's fun to watch.
to be honest, watching ballsack get slowly henpecked to death, becoming an increasingly bitter, twisted and jaded old man has just as much potential for funny. I guess its like watching Evel Kneivel jump 20 buses. Either he makes it and the crowd goes wild in jubilation, awe and disbelief or he fails and the crowd gets to see someone literally crash and burn.
If you have an iPhone, and you've started using iCloud, do yourself a favour and avoid taking pictures from outside your lock screen that you don't want sitting in your Photo Stream for 30 fucking days.
Just got my LSAT scores back so now I can go move back into my parents attic and post on here 50 times a day. Living the dream.
Anyone remember the girl that asked Tucker to Prom and then was ruthlessly and efficiently eviscerated? I mean, like most people on that board that got lit up, she wasn't completely innocent, but for god's sake, she was in HS and a bunch of 30+ year old dudes got off from absolutely brutalizing her. There were 10+ posts making fun of her body looking like she swallowed a guitar.