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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. sartirious

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    "It followed me home, can I keep it puh -leeeeeaaaaase?"
     
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    Chick or dude?
     
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    Let's not discriminate, perhaps one of each for a well rounded set.
     
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    Jägerette recently brought up bringing a girl into the relationship on a more regular basis like a "girlfriend for us both" I asked if she was just really looking for a female friend here that wasn't her sister or sister in law.

    I was partially right. But she still wants to be strap-on fucked by a chick.
     
    #65 kuhjäger, Oct 20, 2011
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    My beer came in the form of a free 6-pack. Blue Moon, at that. Today's gonna be a good day.

    More on topic:

    I might have posted this one before, but I can't remember. Hell, she warrants a second look.




     

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    Yes!

     

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    I made my rule after dating a girl in college that any woman who is 19 and is living in an apartment with more than one cat is crazy.

    This girl had 3 cats in her apartment.

    2 were alive, the 3rd had its ashes in a decorated urn sitting on the mantel.
     
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    It really creeps me out when people keep their pets ashes. No offense to any of you who do.
     
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    Just roll down the window and chuck the corpse out while doing 70 on I95.
     
    #70 kuhjäger, Oct 20, 2011
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    For our anniversary, I'm giving my husband that new Batman game for XBOX and a blow job. That might make me the lamest, most unoriginal wife in history - but too bad.
     
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    Excuse you? That qualifies you for Wife of the Year.

    I don't know what world you live in where blowjobs are considered lame, but I never intend to live there.
     
    #73 Rob4Broncos, Oct 20, 2011
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    I'll take "Things Mrs. Noland Would Never Say" for $1,000, Alex.
     
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    They're not lame. Obviously. But they're lame as "gifts" really.
     
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    Or.......OR........she likes it so much she decides to become a vaginatarian and ditch the meat.
     
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    I am too old and fargone past the Experimentation Phase in my relationship. Whatever I say is exclusively meant to break balls.
     
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    Honestly, vacations are hard to meet girls on as a couple.

    You have pretty slim pickings. You have a lot of couples, and you might get the one girl who will leave her boyfriend/husband if he passes out drunk. But that is unlikely.

    You have the girl who is part of a girls group who doesn't meet a guy when partying with her friends. This usually means she is fat and ugly.

    Basically, you have to have a girl who is looking to get away from her group, and that is unfortunately teenage girl who is on vacation with her parents.
     
    #78 kuhjäger, Oct 20, 2011
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    That's total bullshit. There's a very REAL chance of the woman switching teams, and that’s why I don't mind that my girlfriend won't...ever... Oh fuck you.

    Gifts that guys consider lame and gifts that women consider lame vary tremendously. Batman: Arkham City and a blowjob as gifts are pretty much the opposite of lame. Believe it.
     
    #79 Psychodyne, Oct 20, 2011
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    Studies have shown that it's up to 7 times easier for the female half of a couple to pick up a girl for a threesome than the male half. This was formal, double blind study of statistically-valid sample that has been peer-reviewed multiple times.*



    *I don't know what any of these things mean.**



    **Study actually conducted by fucking around on Craigslist and random conversations years apart.
     
    #80 Nom Chompsky, Oct 20, 2011
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