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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. mya

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    I was hoping somebody would understand.

    I finally just pulled the "aren't you going to bed?" thing
     
  2. hooker

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    When nothing works, try being passive aggressive! Sometimes it helps.
     
  3. Beefy Phil

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    Pff. I'm important here. People know me.
     
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    Hey guys, gin, eh?
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, I've just got beer. But, Hey, and what not.
     
  6. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Jesus fuck I need a 6-pack delivered to me. Put in a 10-11 day today and to celebrate I get to have a 630-midnight work day tomorrow. Make it stop.
     
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    Mr. Treehorne treats objects like women, man.
     
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Why don't you just have sex with him, Mya? That often makes me sleepy.
     
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    Wait. Mya lets her husband fuck other men?
     
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    I have no sympathy for people who don't understand that when I stop responding to the things they say with their mouths, it means I don't care anymore and they might as well shut up because I'm off thinking about oyster crackers or jellybeans or any number of other things I find more interesting than their words.
     
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    It didn't fit into my "just ignore him and he'll go away plan". But mostly because he was getting on my nerves. Although I see your point. I'll file that away for next time.
     
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    Over 98% of my interactions with people are just me nodding, smiling, and saying yeah with no understanding of what they said at best or at worst complete apathy.
     
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    This is marriage? People volunteer for this?
     
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    Yeah, I mean, you don't want to encourage that kind of behavior, but sometimes you have to think that ten minutes of sex is worth 2 hours of silence. Maybe 5 if you've really got some hot buttons.

    Has anybody ever tried to have sex as quickly as possible (insert joke here?) I never have, but I bet I'd be pretty good at it. We should have time trials and see who wins.
     
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    The Olympics of sex, I like it. Do we score differently for the difficulty of the maneuvers?
     
  16. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    My personal best is negative 8 seconds.

    Fuck wit it.
     
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    You take it when you can get it. If the missus says go and tells you to hurry up then that's what happens.

    She was a complete and utter whack job so I took what I could get.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I went to the grocery store tonight and spent $60 and somehow only ended up with a small bag a groceries: A pound of beef, four cheap frozen pizzas, a 6 oz container of raspberries, a 4.4 oz container of blueberries, 6 apples, and a bag of pretzel rods. There was a case of beer, a jug of kitty litter, and a food shelf donation included in that amount as well, but it still feels like a very meager take home for what I spent. And I shop at the cheap grocery store.
     
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    I don't see where there couldn't be different events.

    "In this next heat, we've got Dubya Tee Eff. Now he got off in four minutes in the breaststroke, which was only good for bronze. He's going to be looking for a much better time in the butterfly, he's been hitting his stroke well all year and looks to have a good speed advantage over the rest of the field."

    No relay events though. Unless you're into that.

    Heck, it would be pretty fun to have judged events, too:

    "Mya has put on an absolutely stunning routine thus far, Pat. She's nailed the 360 tongue swirl and that's not easy to do. Her hand placement is absolutely phenomenal, and I know it doesn't count for anything, but can I say, I love the outfit. All she has to do is stick the dismount, and she's looking at solid scores from the entire panel, even the surly Canadian one growling to himself about 'bears' and 'banhammers.'"
     
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    I've never kept time records or trained to beat previous low scores or anything - but I've certainly been too horny to sleep and sleepy enough to just want to get off and go to sleep. If there's someone I'm fucking in the house - I'll certainly be making an effort for sex where we both get off and go to sleep as quickly as possible. I kind of assumed that everyone did that from time to time.
     
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