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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Volo

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    Three minutes, flat. I won't make up any lies about it being an accident or some shit. Fuck, even the wife was surprised.
     
    #841 Volo, Oct 26, 2011
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    There better be an over 40 category so we don't embarrass ourselves too much with the glacial speed of our orgasms in the face of you youngsters' lightning fast reactions.
     
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    I've never tried for speed (although who doesn't love a quickie?) but I've definitely gone for high score in number of orgasms. The record is around 30 in a three hour session but I can't be sure the exact number as I was a babbling mess by the end.
     
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    Nom, since when is a 360 degree Tongue Swirl difficult to do? Maybe after dentist novocane, that's all I can think of.
     
    #844 Crown Royal, Oct 26, 2011
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    This. x a billionty.

    Though I find amusement in their anger when they finally DO realize I'm not listening. It's so indignant!
     
    #845 shimmered, Oct 26, 2011
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  7. hooker

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    Stop bragging.
     
    #847 hooker, Oct 26, 2011
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    Joe Rogan and a midget as announcers, John Madden and company doing color commentary...actually, why isn't this a porn yet?
     
    #848 sartirious, Oct 26, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Not on an amateur level. But when you get to the professional level, and every millimeter could be the difference between medaling and shame, it takes a certain amount of skill to get just right.

    I encourage you all out at home to try it. Stick your tongue out, and try to make a perfect circle. Brand new dildo says you wind up getting an oval.
     
    #849 Nom Chompsky, Oct 26, 2011
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    I just tried this at my desk. Results aside, my boss now thinks I'm a pervert.
     
    #850 Angel_1756, Oct 26, 2011
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    Smoooooth.

     
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    If your dildo is starting to speak, you've been masturbating too frequently.
     
    #852 Binary, Oct 26, 2011
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    Isn't that the whole point of masturbating? You don't have to talk? Good God, if my hand starts talking to me, I may have to go into the priesthood. Oh. Uh, well, maybe become a monk.
     
    #853 The Village Idiot, Oct 26, 2011
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    I thought there were still 360 degrees in an oval...
     
    #854 Pussy Galore, Oct 26, 2011
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    Sure, but make an oval in Bangkok 2016, and see what the judges say.
     
    #855 Nom Chompsky, Oct 26, 2011
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    So Mrs. Noland is on her way to St. Louis as I type this making me a bachelor for the next three days. Well, more like a single father of three, but chicks dig baggage, right?
     
    #856 Noland, Oct 26, 2011
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    This means that after they are safely sucked away in bed, you can now participate in drunk skype!
     
    #857 bewildered, Oct 26, 2011
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    What kind of Father do you think I am?
     
    #858 Noland, Oct 26, 2011
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    A good one?

    (was that the right answer?)
     
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    No, that was not the right answer.
     
    #860 effinshenanigans, Oct 26, 2011
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