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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. zzr

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    That's really not what you implied when you said his children were "sucked away" while his wife is gone.
     
    #861 zzr, Oct 26, 2011
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    Hey, maybe that's how you put kids to sleep in New Orleans.
     
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    I didn't get it until you pointed it out. Bad typo!
     
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    Or Freudian slip, ehhhh? Nevermind. I'm going to go drink my soymilk now.
     
    #864 bewildered, Oct 26, 2011
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    We will cease this train of thought immediately, if you please.
     
    #865 Noland, Oct 26, 2011
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    Agreed.

    So Lohan's doing Playboy. Go big or go home, right?

    "Lindsay Lohan didn't wuss out for her Playboy shoot -- TMZ has learned, the actress will BARE ALL in her upcoming spread ... i.e. the holy trifecta ... or as one source close to Playboy put it, "boobs, ass, and vag.""
     
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    eh, she is just a few more months off rock bottom before she hits up Vivid. I'll hold out for that.

    Actually, am I the only one who really has no desire to see her vag?
     
    #867 mya, Oct 26, 2011
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    It's probably as leathery and wrinkled as her face. She's not even 30 yet.... And have you seen her little sister? There's a reason those girls are fucked up.
     
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    Meh, a picture of her vag will probably be rather unremarkable, unless she's had a neon green target tattooed around it with "Hit it here!" in red or something.

    But, if ol' LiLo herself set down the crack pipe and walked into my office and said, "Hey, want to see my vag?" that might be intriguing.
     
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    I hope you keep Lysol wipes at your desk in case that happens. I wouldn't want her near my person. You can smell the disease on that one.
     
    #870 Angel_1756, Oct 26, 2011
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    EDIT: Angel beat me to the obligatory disease post.
     
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    Considering that this does happen quite often at my office, meh, I still think I will pass.
     
    #872 mya, Oct 26, 2011
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    Redhead vag can go very very wrong. Otherwise, she's done nude photo shoots before. Her tits are pretty nice. Over all in healthy condition she'd be a stunner nekkid (that is if you can dig the day walker skin).
     
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    I agree, that she was an absolute stunner. Cute curvy figure, nice tits, flat stomach, gorgeous hair, freckles, and an infectious smile. And quite a good actress too. Now, she has dead eyes, duck lips from that stupid lip fillers hollywood seems to favor, skin of somebody 20 years older, and a nasty temperment. I have to believe that her vag has been run through the same ringer as the rest of her. What a waste. Although I am quite sure that playboy will airbrush the hell out of her and she will look as good as anybody else in the magazine, so if that is your thing....
     
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    Spears, Lohan and Hilton should get together and do a trifecta washed up celebrity spread. Wouldn't that be something.
     
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    Ohhh if only....one can dream....

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    I think Hilton largely plays dumb. I think she has a decent business sense about her and won't ever really go crazy.

    On the other hand, Spears is straight up Louisiana trailer trash. You can't tame that. And Lohan is just moderately dumb with some very bad influences in her life (ie: her parents).

    Ok, I'm done playing the "pretend to know a celebrity personally" game.
     
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    Would she be a "celebrity" without that sex tape? Doubtful...

    http://www.prettyandstupid.com/idiot/2
    She's certified grade A dumbass. I rest my case.
     
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    There has to be agent and management firms that do most of the grunt work of making these dumb whores eleventy billion dollars. They don't have business sense but a manager does and gets their name attached to perfumes and modeling contracts worth millions. Luckily it seems a requirement these days is a sex tape with a good cum shot to the face. Must be the managers in joke for making stars out of worthless cumdumptsers.
     
    #879 Kubla Kahn, Oct 26, 2011
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    You know she and BlueDog are from the same Parish, right?
     
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