Managers don't make them stars. WE make them stars. Hence, my continued belief that the human experiment can end, and be deemed a complete failure.
Well the management helps with the exposure and correct career decisions. There are plenty of worthless cumdumsters that never make it past porno or the local strip club.
Don't chug most of a liter of wine after funky home made fajitas. I don't know which end is going to give out first.
All you can do now is lie on the bottom of the shower in the feotal position with the heat turned up and hope for the best.
So where does Kim fit into all of this? Personally I should have the same disdain for her that I do the others you listed, but dark hair + huge tits earns her somewhat of a pass from me.
You left out an ass that is famous all by itself. You can always dye your hair and get fake tits, but a caboose like hers only happens once in awhile.
My boss has come up with this great idea to have everyone work until 7pm on Wednesday nights. I don't think it is such a great idea. I don't want to be in this fucking office until dark. I especially don't want to be here any longer with my idiot co-workers. The kicker? He left at 3.
Yeah, tell me about it. I'm not even graduated yet and it's stressing me out. Between that, actually getting through these classes, planning a wedding, and figuring out how I will move "overseas" in 4 months, some days I want to crawl into a hole and never come out.
Personally I think her ass is overrated. Not that it's not awsome, but I give her extra points because as far as I know her hair is naturally that dark and her tits are also all-natural.
A friend of mine just quit her job in childcare and spent a good two months and something like 40 job applications before she caved and took a cleaning job.
I got a job offer from the first place I interviewed at after graduating... makes me feel lucky. Hopefully that childcare job sucked enough for it to be worthwhile to quit.
Likewise. I mean, I didn't really want to fuck Hilton anyway but yeah. "Ghetto Superstar" is an underrated classic. I was in such a shitty mood for most of first semester senior year that a few friends were slightly concerned for my mental well-being.
Of course, looking at/listening to Paris and Kim, you could definitely see that. The both seem very manufactured and fake, and I've heard rumors that both leaks were deliberate. As such, you know they're not really going to get into it, and neither seems to possess the physical abandon that good fucking requires. You can't fuck right if you're worried about how your hair looks.
Both were absolutely deliberate. Plus, Paris made more than one. After all the supposed bullshit you go through with the first one, you turn around make another?? Another funny part of it was she had recently been on Larry King talking about how she found Jesus Christ. I think these women are so starved for any kind of attention their vanity trumps everything else. I feel like Im the only guy not attracted to Kim Kardashian. Shes pretty, dont get me wrong, but she seems like she would be the biggest, most high maintenance bitch in the world even if it was just a one night stand. As for Hilton, she seems like shes on another fucking planet.
There are legitimate reasons for leaking music these days and then acting like you didn't want it too happen. It's free advertising in the end and people are going to jack your music anyway, might as well give them an edge up and spread the word to their friends.