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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    That's all kind of contradictory if you think about it though. I always thought it was a given that the tapes were leaked on purpose and their performances were nothing but bad acting. I'd still fuck them both, however Kim would have to not speak because her voice is discombobulating to me.
     
    #901 Trakiel, Oct 26, 2011
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    I can't stand either of them and would love to see them do something stupid enough to go into the downward spiral that little Lilo has undertaken the last year.
     
    #902 Bundy Bear, Oct 26, 2011
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    Want to feel terrible about yourself?

    Kardashian sisters pulled in around $30 million last year. Hilton routinely makes 7-8 figures. All because they fuck poorly. Amazing.

    Jessica Simpson, the girl who is possibly too dumb to fucking live, is personally worth $100 million and has her name attached to a multi-billion dollar clothing line. Her creepy father/lover/minister at least has some bidness sense.

    If you excuse me, I'm going to go drink Drano. Which I'm sure on of them also endorses.
     
    #903 CharlesJohnson, Oct 26, 2011
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    My co-workers idolize the Kardashian sisters. They claim that they were raised properly to be hard working, well adjusted people and they know this because they have read their books and watch their show.

    It makes me want to shoot myself.
     
    #904 mya, Oct 26, 2011
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    Don't people go to these people for medical advice?

    The horror.
     
    #905 ghettoastronaut, Oct 26, 2011
  6. mya

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    We don't understand because we don't follow them like they do
     
    #906 mya, Oct 26, 2011
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    I work with a bunch of "reality-tv" junkies. I can't stomach it. I don't give a shit about the Kardashians, or Paris Hilton or any number of bachelors and/or bachelorettes. I just couldn't care less. And to be honest? I really think less of my coworkers for caring as much as they do.
     
    #907 Angel_1756, Oct 26, 2011
  8. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I think most reality TV "stars" should be shot and pissed on, but the idiots that make them famous- the audience- are just as much to blame.

    The next time you think about piping up about how taxing the rich is wrong, I want you to look at this photo:

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    ...and know that the ding-dongs in said photo each made anywhere from 2.5 to 6 million dollars LAST YEAR ALONE. And they deserve to keep every penny of it. Right?

    Right?
     
    #908 Crown Royal, Oct 26, 2011
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    Hey, man, think of how many dry-cleaners, tanning salons and hair gel factories that would be put out of business if you taxed them. Haven't they contributed enough to society already?
     
    #909 ghettoastronaut, Oct 26, 2011
  10. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Yeah, I forgot. They're "job creators".
     
    #910 Crown Royal, Oct 26, 2011
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    God fucking damn can you degenerates blather on. It took me forever to catch up with this thread! As I am by far the most important person on this board, (whole wide swinging from my dick world) you people should all feel badly for inconveniencing me.
     
    #911 McSmallstuff, Oct 26, 2011
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    Hey everyone, my name is BigPerson8686 and...

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    #912 Angel_1756, Oct 26, 2011
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    I did that once. Talk about awkward.
     
    #913 Volo, Oct 26, 2011
  14. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Pfft. Try calling her "dad" and see what happens.

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    I'm liking the constant drunk thread. It gives me. . . an excuse. . . to drink, more often?
    hahahaha
     
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    Anyone ever wonder if any of those poorly tatted up tools actually had a brain under all the hair gel?

    Maybe they realized that a Community College degree in Marketing wasn't their ticket to fortune and took a shot at making low to mid seven figures as an obnoxious East Coast stereotype for a few years and then retire and pursue that PhD in Classical Literature they've always been hankering for?

    Stranger things have happened.
     
    #916 Noland, Oct 26, 2011
  17. Crown Royal

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    All signs point to "No".

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    I would have a hard time believing any of them would get higher than a "C-" in Remedial Alphabet Memorizing 101. I mean, look at them. No, seriously. Look at them. Or they'll die.
     
    #917 Crown Royal, Oct 26, 2011
  18. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Snookie has written two whole books.

    That would be the greatest prank ever.
     
    #918 audreymonroe, Oct 26, 2011
  19. Juice

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    Dude, be honest. Pauly D has achieved more in DJing then you ever dreamed in 8 life times. HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!
     
    #920 Kubla Kahn, Oct 26, 2011
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