And fuck Paris Hilton. The only thing about her that was ever good was when she got that pipe between the eyes in House Of Wax. Shitty film, but when that part happened the entire fucking theatre applauded, as if we as brothers and sisters came together in harmony and accomplished something wonderful and majestic. Also, her head is way too goddamn small and she can only make one facial expression. I don't even know if that counts for anything but I don't give a shit.
What's more exciting than apples? NAKED LADY PICTURES? DRUNKEN STORIES? This is real life, Crown. Not some sordid internet fantasy. People eat fruits.
As far as I know, there's nothing better than a good apple conversation, cider, cobbler, crisp and pie. Cider donuts. Apple picking. Apple Chips. There's a reason on of these a day keeps the doctors away. And although honey crisp is a fantastic apple, 'Ol Granny Smith comes in at #1.
I'm looking but I'm coming up empty. I usually have pretty strong Google-Fu but so far my results have turned up pics of naked chicks and apples, but they weren't eating or holding said apples [in their hands], if you catch my drift. Not sure I want to push the envelope with this one.
So y'all wanna talk about the best apples? It's Pink Lady Apples or nothin' for me. Yeah, honeycrisps and Granny Smiths are great, but you can't beat a Pink Lady. I always like a little bit of pink on a lady... NSFW As mentioned before, finding good apple porn is kinda tough. You don't want to see what I had to look through to find the above picture. EDIT: I just found this after searching for "apple porn" NSFW
Who loves you? Me. Spoiler Here's a decent gay male/straight woman test: how many times did you have to watch that gif before you stopped thinking "ass!" and started thinking "Louboutins!"
A few weeks ago, my brother started taking Trazodone, and because he can be a stubborn idiot, he took it the third or so night minus any food. He passed out in the middle of brushing his teeth, woke up twenty minutes later and didn't know who he was. He told me he spent the next ten or so minutes piecing together his first name, then his last name, then where he lived, etc. Oh, and while he was passed out he had flashes of his entire life go by. He had mentioned the incident before, but the details were new to me. And what does he say about it? "It was kind of a neutral experience, but if I had to pick positive or negative, I'd say a little negative. It was cool to experience once in a way, but I wouldn't want to do it again. Oh, are there any drugs that do anything like that?" Yes. Yes there are, and I swear to God if I ever catch him touching any of them I'll kick his ass so hard, his prenatal self from sixteen years ago is going to have a very rude awakening. And to make a true contribution here: NSFW And I don't care if you like Sasha Gray, you cannot deny the awesomeness of that ASS. NSFW
I think that I have seen that before, but whose ass is that? And I am a straight woman, but I don't know that I ever would have noticed the Louboutins had you not pointed them out.
I asked for apples and titties, I go to bed, and I check this thread . . . bam! apples and titties. Well, and vagina. To-may-toe, to-mah-vagina. Thanks, TiB! I had to Google "Louboutins" so I'm feeling pretty non-gay, which is not always the case after clicking on Nom's "spoilers." That gif scene reminds me of going to see that invisible man movie with Kevin Bacon. Hollow Man, I think? There's a scene where Elisabeth Shue takes off her pants, and has on a thong. Sisqo's Thong Song was popular at the time, and there are like 6 people in the movie theatre. As soon as her ass appears, this dude hollers out, "Thong, thong, thong, thong!" It was funny. Maybe you had to be there. By the way, if you've never seen that video, don't watch it expecting to see lots of ass/thong. For a song that features a chorus with the word "thong" about a thousand times, there are surprisingly few shots of thongs. Maybe he has a lisp, and that song means something else.