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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. StayFrosty

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    It's whoever plays Dr. Cuddy on House. That woman is hotter than most women 20 years younger than she is.
     
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    I always thought that was Rachel McAdams...
     
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    Definitely Rachel McAdams, not Lisa Edelstein.
     
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    Honeycrisp apples from the store taste like hot baby shit compared to the ones you get at the orchard. The ones in the store have some sort of shitty polish on them to make them shiny and it completely ruins the taste.
     
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    Yeah I bought a bunch of McIntosh apples at a local store and the taste paled in comparison to the ones we used to pick at my grandparents before his trees died. Still nice sweet and tangy. Hows I likes all my apples.


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  6. lust4life

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    We used to pick Mutsu's at one of the orchards when we lived in NH. Haven't found them anyplace else. Damn good apple. Here, we buy either honeycrisps or jonagolds.
     
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    I like pretty much any apple that is stripey yellows, pinks and reds. The dark red apples taste bitter to me, the Granny Smiths are too sour, and those light green ones (can't remember the variety name) aren't crisp enough for my taste.

    The dark red ones are decent in a pie, though. My mom has this cool framed "kitchen art" in her kitchen. It lists about 10 apple varieties and what they are good for, based on their texture, flavor, and how they stand up to the cooking process.
     
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    My mother in law eats Granny Smith apples with salt. Whatever you do - never do that.
     
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    My parents salt their apples too. I usually only salt cantaloupe if it isn't very sweet. It turns a mediocre melon into something very palatable. Sort of like a pushup bra for melons.
     
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    I had to Google that.

    You know how I know you're gay?




    No, seriously. There isn't sufficient time left for humans on this earth for that GIF to loop enough times that I stop staring at that ass.
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    I know some folks that put salt on watermelon. Yuck. I asked a guy in highschool one time why he salted his watermelon. He said it made it taste like pussy. I like to eat pussy, but no thanks on the salty fruit.

    I take that back. I don't mind a little trail mix peanut salt on raisins, but that's it.
     
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    For sure. It's McAdams from "Morning Glory".

    Theoretically. I've heard rumors that an ass double was used, and I somewhat believe it for no other reason than I feel like I would have noticed if McAdams was working with that.

    Don't worry about the Louboutin's thing. Rappers have found out about them, which means they're no longer fashionable.
     
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    I didn't know what they were until I Googled it and then I hung my head in shame as I did notice her shoes. But I always look at ladies shoes. I don't understand how girls don't wear sexy shoes. Peep toes, sling backs, wedges, whatever. If a girl has hot shoes on, she goes up a notch or two.

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    Well, thanks to Nom and the rest of you shoe hounds, I now know what Louboutin means. I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that. I didn't bother to Google it when Nom posted it. The sad thing is that I've lost some other vital piece of information out of my memory now and I won't know what it is until I need it and can't recall it.

    Okay, I had to go back and watch the video again. I still don't see any shoes.
     
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    I'm not even really a shoe hound. They just have very distinct red bottoms, which makes them a convenient urban status symbol.

    Conspicuous consumption? By Americans?? AND RAPPERS NO LESS????



     
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    Could not agree more. Flats are far and away the ugliest unsexiest footwear women wear. They beat out fucking Ugg boots, which can at least give a girl a snow minx look when wearing nothing else. Flats could make a women with no clothes on less sexy. Maybe it's because they are used so much in conjunction with leggings that just make girls look dumpy as fuck. The fact they look like a retard cross of ballet shoes and bad eighties fashion, lots of bad prints and god awful colors, just solidifies their ugliness on women even more.

    Heels make legs and asses jut out at the perfect angle to kick up any body a couple of notches. Truly makes dat' ass even more enticing. Sucks the shit must be painful as fuck to wear.
     
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    Have you ever tried wearing narrow heels for an 8-10 hour workday? No?

    Try it and then get back to me. There's a reason most women own at least one pair of flats. They are dressier than sneakers and don't make your feet feel like they've been gnawed on by the devil himself all day.
     
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    Heels are cool, but flats are alright. I figure, if a chick required me to wear something painful as fuck, like khakis, I'd ignore her. So I'm not gonna spaz about her choice of footwear.
     
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    I don't expect women to wear heels every where, but if you're going out to a club/dinner/etc, then I think a heel is appropriate. Thankfully my GF likes sexy shoes (She actually has the heels I posted) but still has a few pairs of flats for work (office job)
     
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate a nice heel (and what it does for a body...), but I don't know if I think there should ever been an environment where it's expected. Because it's really not good for your feet...
     
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