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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    I just took a test, and scored 50%. This makes me a failure. Yet, somehow, I still feel like I'm a winner. You try it:

    The link is NSFW.
    Playboy.com's Breast Test

    I thought I could tell better than that.
     
    #981 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 27, 2011
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    I had never noticed her behind before, but now I've done some "research" and I think that it is her ass. I present to you Exhibit A
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    Exhibit S
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    Exhibit S (I just wanted to include Ryan Gosling here)
     
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  3. CharlesJohnson

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    I would eat Rachel McAdams with a spoon.

    Yes. I have seen The Time Traveler's Wife. And I read it, but the book doesn't have a nice ass shot of her:

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.zodcaps.com/moviepics/r/rachel_mcadams_&#40;the_time_travelers_wife&" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.zodcaps.com/moviepics/r/rach ... lers_wife&</a>#41;das.jpg
     
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  4. Nom Chompsky

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    It's also a fairly perfect convergence of angle, shoes and underwear. I mean, I believe it.
     
    #984 Nom Chompsky, Oct 27, 2011
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    I can get behind that.
     
    #985 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 27, 2011
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    I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE FUCKING DEATH OVER FLATS BEING SEXIER THAN UGGS. UGGS ARE THE WORST THING TO EVER HAVE HAPPENED TO FOOTWEAR. I HATE THEM. AND YOU.

    I pick my battles.

    Anyway, pointed toe flats can be sexy:

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    Or, I can talk about apples some more.
     
    #986 audreymonroe, Oct 27, 2011
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    Uh oh. Where's gator?
     
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    Uh huh, right. Pointed toes make flats look sexy the way nicely combed hair makes a retarded girl look sexy. Flats give off a vibe of "Hey look at me! I stopped giving a shit."

    Please, Kubla hit it on the head. In the winter uggs can make a girl look great. Flats are no comparison.
     
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  9. Gator

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    No. Flats cannot be sexy. Ever. Neither can Uggs, but at least Uggs are not a substitute for heels. Flats are the equivalent to showing up to a business meeting or a formal affair in a track suit and trying to pass it off as a real suit. If you're not even gonna try, put on Nike's or stay home.

    Yes. Waking in heels 8-10 hours a day must suck. But there is a time and place for everything. There are work heels. There are going out heels. There are dressy occasion heels.

    Then there are some heels that you should only be able to walk as far as it is from the closet to the bed.

    I stand by my unblemished record of heterosexuality when I say that there is something about the red bottoms of a Louboutin that makes me a little loopy. Yes they are expensive, but so are those ridiculous purses y'all like to buy.

    And no guy ever thinks to himself...."Damn...what I would do to that girl with the $1400 Prada purse." And no man has ever asked a woman to show up at his place naked in an overcoat carrying a purse.

    In the immortal words of Mars Blackmon...."It's gotta be the shoes!"
     
    #989 Gator, Oct 27, 2011
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Unrelated, but gay muggers much have the best ROI in the business.
     
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    So.... Tell us how you really feel about them.
     
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  12. Gator

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    Like you don't love women in sexy heels too.

    Oh that's right...you're "not" a lesbian.

    winkwink nudgenudge
     
    #992 Gator, Oct 27, 2011
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    I feel like a god damn broken record. I am not a lesbian. I am not even a little bit lesbian. I know you have wicked girl on girl fantasies about me, and I really hate to burst your bubble; but it just ain't happening. It scares me that you know what kitten heels are.
     
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    Fuck flats. They make your feet look like duck feet.

    If I'm not wearing my boots (Tony Lamas) or my work shoes (Nikes), I'm wearing heels.

    Women who bitch about heels should shop for better quality, and recognize that 3 1/2" heels are just as sexy as 5" heels.

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    Also, I spent last Thanksgiving wearing booty shorts and Ugg boots drinking cocktails dancing naked in my apartment. Alone. It was the sexiest time ever.
    These are 4 1/2" or so, and they're bloody amazing.
     
    #995 shimmered, Oct 27, 2011
  16. Gator

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    Let's just say, based on early reputation, I am not alone in my assessment of your sexuality.

    And I edited the part about kitten heels because I don't even want to acknowledge their existence.
     
    #996 Gator, Oct 27, 2011
  17. Rush-O-Matic

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    What, you're not a lesbian?! Not even a little bit? Dammit.

    Ha, kidding.

    Seriously, though, these things are not necessarily related:
    Can you tell which girls in these pictures are "not a lesbian" ?


    Yeah, me either.
     

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    Ohhh we are doing shoe porn! Louboutins and seamed stockings. Nothing else says follow me quite the same way.

     

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    No, early on everyone just thought I was a guy. I guess it just shows how much people stereotype. I guess because I am a female I need to be talking about shopping, purses, nail polish, and other stereotypical female bullshit.
     
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    I don't think it's the absence of stereotypically female bullshit, but more the steady & constant stream of uber-masculine bullshit that makes people think you might like to putt from the rough.
     
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