Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. hooker

    hooker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,154
    I don't think many of the females on this board talk very much about that kind of shit.
     
  2. Devils Advocate

    Devils Advocate
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2010
    Messages:
    417
    Location:
    Florida
    Never mind, I am done.
     
  3. hooker

    hooker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,154
    I wasn't trying to offend you. I just don't think most of the females on this board fit into the "stereotypical female" box.
     
  4. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    Don't worry D.A. I get the same thing. People are always like, god, do you have to be so tough all the time? And I'm all, shhhhh, I don't cruise bottoms for the chatter.
     
  5. CharlesJohnson

    CharlesJohnson
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    401
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,974
    You now have this god awful song stuck in your head. You don't even need to load it. Just read the title. Forever ingrained.



    So I walked in the back at work to clock out and saw one of the dudes crying. Who the fuck does this? I wanted to slap him. Have some respect for yourself. That'll show the boss. Get fired so you cry creepily before they have to call the cops to remove you. Jesus fuck, man. Cry all you want like every other guy, alone at home, probably covered in crusty tissues.
     
    #1005 CharlesJohnson, Oct 27, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  6. mya

    mya
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    142
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,945
    I just bought some new Mac Lipgloss, I usually just get the Lipglass but tried the Plushglass this time around since it was supposed to "plump" up the lips and I really liked the color. The color is nice, but I haven't noticed any increase in lip size. Just a friendly product review as a female representative of the TiBettes.

    There, how do I do as a girl?
     
  7. iczorro

    iczorro
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    107
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,541
    Location:
    The Island
    Her screen name was Crash.
     
  8. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,262
    Can we talk about apples again? I'm getting pissed at the guys who require that women wear heels and the rest of it is just retarded.

    Here, a distraction:

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Gator

    Gator
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,062

    How is that a distraction?

    You cant even see her shoes!
     
  10. Now Slappy

    Now Slappy
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    81
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    865

    Yes you can, and she's in heels.
     
  11. mya

    mya
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    142
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,945

    And frankly pissed to be told that I just need to wear better heels instead of complaining about them hurting my feet. I mean, I like heels and will break them out when I want to look nice as much as the next girl, but people who want to be comfortable on a day to day basis, I refuse to believe that there is anything wrong with that.
     
  12. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,363
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,570

    Before and after pictures, please.

    Clothing optional.
     
  13. GTE

    GTE
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    628
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,159
    I wonder if I applied it to my penis would it plump up?


    Uh, not that I need that or anything. Ya know, just asking for the "small" guys.
     
  14. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,363
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,570
    Don't know, but you can bet your ass if SHE applied it to your penis it would plump up.
     
  15. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,262
    EXACTLY. That was the part that is making me mad. Yeah, I know if you supposedly get the "expensive" heels they are more comfortable or something, but that just isn't really the case. The point is, you're on your toes the whole time unless you're clomping around. Having men who have never worn heels in their life tell the entire other sex what clothing is appropriate when never having worn it themselves makes me a little testy.

    As an aside, I have horrendous feet and wearing heels even for an hours kills.
     
  16. Trakiel

    Trakiel
    Expand Collapse
    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

    Reputation:
    245
    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2009
    Messages:
    3,167
    Location:
    St. Paul, MN
    Considering what you do for a living you would think the guys would want you to be as non-distracted by discomfort as possible.
     
  17. katokoch

    katokoch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    477
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,631
    Location:
    Minneapolis
    All of that bs just makes me laugh... You can judge people by their appearance all you want but in the end it's as useful as a shit flavored lollipop.

    Seriously. Shoes? Guys can care that much about shoes? Is it a foot fetish or something I'm missing out on?
     
  18. mya

    mya
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    142
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,945
    Plus it isn't good for spinal alignment and can result in back problems. $1000 heels isn't going to counteract that.

    And I got so fired up about this topic that I used their/there improperly. I'm apparently very passionate about this topic.
     
  19. Gator

    Gator
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,062
    If you didn't care what men thought about your appearance, you'd be teaching Womyn's Studies at the local community college.

    If you want to be comfortable, be comfortable. But don't bitch about when your bf/husband shows up in sweatpants and a "Who Farted" tank-top.

    Comfort is a 2way street.
     
  20. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
    That is not an accurate comparison.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.