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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Pinkcup

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    Oh, yeah. So sexy.
     

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    Now I know why the Drunk Thread usually gets closed immediately Monday morning. From amusing and drunken banter, to sober people spending three fucking pages on shoes. Looking through a Prada catalog might actually be necessary to make me feel more masculine after reading all of that.

    Know what's more interesting than a multi-page discussion of shoes? Anything.

    Know what's more interesting than anything?

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    Not to beat a dead horse, but are you actually comparing the addition of heels to a shoe to a profoundly disturbing theoretical medical procedure?
     
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    Some toddler in the elevator just told me I look like a kangaroo. And then he told me he was Optimus Prime.
     
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    Are you high today?
     
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    No, but maybe I should be?
     
  7. Pinkcup

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    I'm simply using a visual illustration to demonstrate the load-bearing capacity of a female foot when wearing heel(s). Without the sexualized imagery of leather surrounding the foot, it's disturbing, isn't it?

    But I guess I need to be making my feet do this all day if I hope to attract men and someday convince someone to put their penis inside me.
     
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    The only thing more disturbing than this "my wimminz must wear heels" shit is that I only got 3 out of 12 right on the breast test.
     
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    9 out of 12, first try. I've never handled or seen fake boobs. My criteria was to downvote the ones that seemed to be holding themselves up despite how old the body looked.
     
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    Wait, I missed the link. What is it? I want to play!
     
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    here you go.

     
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    50%. Sad. I went against my gut a couple times but it doesn't tell you which ones you got wrong so I'll never know.
     
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    You know what is almost as hot as a girl in heels? A girl in a pencil skirt.

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    Pencil skirts can only be worn with heels. They're like ketchup and french fries. They go together.
     
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    Yeah, I would've rather done three pages on nipples.
     
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    In addition to heels and pencil skirts, I love me some small nipples

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    Please. Look at the construction of most high-heeled shoes. By the time the heel reaches the actual heel of the foot, it has tapered wide enough to encompass the whole heel. So, the load distribution in terms of the foot is the same as walking (if you are wearing a high-quality shoe). Where the problem comes in is how the foot itself is contorted into an unnatural position, thus shortening the calves and wreaking havoc on the mechanics during motion.

    And let's be honest - women don't wear stilettos because men demand it as condition of attraction; they wear them for attention. It makes her feel hot, and therefore she is more apt to project hotness. Same with lingerie, same with hairstyles, etc. One could argue that women dress not for men, but to impress other women and make themselves feel better.
     
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    I don't know about you, but I actually do insist the women with whom I go out wear destructive and uncomfortable clothing to please my aesthetic, and send them back to their rooms to get changed if they don't meet the standard.

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    I love pencil skirts. Those + high heels + librarian glasses = the Hotness.
     
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    Absolutely.

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