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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    That nipple is awesome, Ghetto. It points up to the ceiling.
     
    #1061 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
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    I love Community.

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    #1062 Gravitas, Oct 27, 2011
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    7 out of 12 correct on the boob test. Not bad for a guy who's only handled one pair in his life.
     
    #1063 StayFrosty, Oct 27, 2011
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    Like bags of sand, amirite?
     
    #1064 Gravitas, Oct 27, 2011
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    You've only touched one pair of tits?

    I've seen more titty action than you!
     
    #1065 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
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    And they were his Mom's.
     
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    Not a fair comparison. Isn't that what you gals do when you got to the bathroom together?
     
    #1067 Gravitas, Oct 27, 2011
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    Yeah. I'm totally there for all my friends when they need a boob readjustment.
     
    #1068 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
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    You are doing God's work.
     
    #1069 Gravitas, Oct 27, 2011
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    Hey, give me a little more credit than that.
     
    #1070 StayFrosty, Oct 27, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    God, I love pencil skirts. I wore a pencil skirt and heels today, and my booty looked awesome.
     
    #1071 audreymonroe, Oct 27, 2011
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    I adjust moobs too. I'm an equal opportunity friend.
     
    #1072 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
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    I have a feeling most members here wouldn't mind if pics were posted in the SFW pics thread. Amirite members?
     
    #1073 GTE, Oct 27, 2011
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    Some b&w sexy:

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    #1074 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
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    I need to find a job where women dressing somewhat sexily isn't looked down upon.
     
    #1075 Gravitas, Oct 27, 2011
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    Bouncer at a strip club?
     
    #1076 bewildered, Oct 27, 2011
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    [​IMG]


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    I've spent my week asking the mother of someone younger than me about his psychiatric history and treatment for alcohol withdrawal. I couldn't ask him because, in the same room, that mother's son was intubated with a good seven tubes coming in and out of various orifices. I've also made nice with the girlfriend of someone only slightly older than me who has a glasgow coma scale score that is significantly lower than you would normally expect. I mean, you can ask her how she's doing. But you know she's lying when she says she's doing okay, and you're embarrassed when she asks you how you're doing. As if that really matters. As if you could look her in the eye and dare mention any one of the problems you think you have.

    If audrey were to post her booty in a pencil skirt, somehow, by the grace of god, I think I'd manage to survive.
     
    #1078 ghettoastronaut, Oct 27, 2011
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    Wait, so because other people's lives suck, Audrey should post pics to make you feel better?

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    #1079 bewildered, Oct 27, 2011
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    On other hand, this is what happens in the conference room:
     

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