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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Ugh, this is so ridiculous. Ghetto, stop asking audrey to post pics of her booty. It probably puts her on the spot and makes her uncomfortable.

    Instead, EVERYBODY POST ASS PICS (including audrey). That way, it's alllll out in the open. It's call fairness, and I believe in it.
     
    #1081 Nom Chompsky, Oct 27, 2011
  2. ghettoastronaut

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    Nom, you're just biased because you want to post your own ass pics.

    But go ahead. I'm not stopping you.
     
    #1082 ghettoastronaut, Oct 27, 2011
  3. bewildered

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    Quick Nom! Now's your chance! We are unmoderated!
     
    #1083 bewildered, Oct 27, 2011
  4. hooker

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    Lips, don't fuck this up. Audrey might have wanted to share before you intervened.
     
    #1084 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
  5. audreymonroe

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    You know what, fine.

    Ghetto, it's just because of your sexual frustrations earlier this week.

    To be honest, the shitty-web-cam-plus-black-skirt combo didn't quite capture the booty curve as nicely as it does in real life. But you can kind of see it.


    And it's only shirtless because it's pouring and I had changed into a sweatshirt and I had a feeling a hoodie would've kind of ruined the point.
     

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  6. hooker

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    A bra sure beats a fucking shirt. Audrey... I'd bang you like a screen door in a hurricane.
     
    #1086 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
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    I like how the woman in the picture on your wall looks like she is staring at your tits.
     
    #1087 zyron, Oct 27, 2011
  8. audreymonroe

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    Rita Hayworth and I do have a history.
     
    #1088 audreymonroe, Oct 27, 2011
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    Oh, man. That looks like a proper fucking.

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    And that just looks like fun:

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    #1089 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
  10. CharlesJohnson

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    Did she help you escape prison too?
     
    #1090 CharlesJohnson, Oct 27, 2011
  11. hooker

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    [​IMG]
     
    #1091 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
  12. Gravitas

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    You are by far the most sexually frustrated non-teenage boy I have ever encountered.
     
    #1092 Gravitas, Oct 27, 2011
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    And she looks pretty god damned happy to see them, too.
     
    #1093 ghettoastronaut, Oct 27, 2011
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    Haha. I get sex. Just not THAT kind of sex. Boo hoo.

    I'm getting drunk before volleyball. Again.

    Also... I love James Deen:

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    And then there's that:

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    #1094 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
  15. audreymonroe

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    Did James Deen and Sasha Grey ever do a movie together before she "retired"? I was wondering that when I failed at putting pictures of her up earlier. They're a perfect fit. If anyone would know/be able to find it, it would be someone on this board.
     
    #1095 audreymonroe, Oct 27, 2011
  16. Gravitas

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    I refuse to do your dirty work for you.
     
    #1096 Gravitas, Oct 27, 2011
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    <a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/#!/JamesDeen" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/#!/JamesDeen</a>

    My brain hurts.
     
    #1097 bewildered, Oct 27, 2011
  18. audreymonroe

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    But I can't even find a good dirty gif!
     
    #1098 audreymonroe, Oct 27, 2011
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    When you fuck as good as him it doesn't matter what your Twitter account looks like.
     
    #1099 hooker, Oct 27, 2011
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    #1100 Gravitas, Oct 27, 2011
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