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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. GTE

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    You could always check out his blog. jamesdeenblog.com

    Apparently he's into kink. We all know how much you hate that.
     
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    Apparently: <a class="postlink" href="http://xhamster.com/movies/457572/i_wanna_bang_your_sister.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://xhamster.com/movies/457572/i_wan ... ister.html</a>

    Just curious: am I the only one who doesn't find Sasha Grey attractive? Like, at all? Something about her face just makes me want to punch it.
     
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    So. I just saw last night's 'South Park'. And I recently got comped a pair of show tickets for next week that I was going to give away.

    Now?

    Now, I'm intrigued.
     
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    "I refuse to be inspired by your post to go look for some porn," said the world's least convincing man.
     
  5. audreymonroe

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    Hey, you know what sounds different after watching bits of those two porn videos?

    "Sausage stuffed portobello mushrooms."

    Off to make dinner, now.
     
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    I was gonna wait until the 3rd anniversary for this pic, but then fuck it.

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    I don't even remember where I found it. Probably off of Stile Project before it went to shit.
     
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    This single dad thing isn't all it's cracked up to be.
     
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    To the book of Mormon, or spiderman?
     
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    Community is hilarious. If by chance you haven't started watching it stop sucking as a person and do so immediately.
     
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    Yeah, there's the rub. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Two drag queens and transsexual walk across the Australian Outback. Hence, my original plan to decline attendance. I so rarely give a shit about Broadway musicals.

    To swing head (from a woman) out of that show, I'd need to be exceptional. And, man, am I ever not.
     
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    Didn't you pay attention? The show does all the work.

    I know I'm late to the party, but I actually like girls in flats.

    Again, late, but I found some apple-related nudie photos
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    You must be short.
     
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    Funny cause Im 5'5 and dig girls much taller than me. I think tall girls can be sexy as fuck. Little harder to find as the real tall ones start turning into amazons easily while playing collegiate basketball.

    Jesus, all I said was that heels look better than flats. Never a fucking requirement. You only want to wear them with the lingerie from the closet to the bed? That's fine with me. I don't know dick all about women's footwear but there has to be something semi formal that doesn't make you look like a hiptser retard bitch, like flats do*. As far as comfort goes, someone mentioned athletic shoes and that's another huge turn on of mine. They also have a magical effect on the way they make a nice pair of legs and an ass look...


    As for nipples, I dig the puffy ones that someone on here always mentions trying to stir up shizz.

    Can I also ask what the fuck James Dean does for the girls here? Maybe I missed the first thread where his hawtness was explained. I guess he isn't the typical juice head porn star. But still run of the mill big dick dude that can pump away for a while without tiring. Kind of curious to see how women choose their likes here.



    *This is exactly what I am talking about. Dumpy retard hipster:
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    Or exceptionally awesome.


    Look at this dumpy retard hipster in flats:

     

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    Oh my god are we still talking about shoes?!
     
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    Back to apples!

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  18. Pinkcup

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    I was liking the tennis shoe tangent:

     

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  19. audreymonroe

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    Re: Flats.

    Ok, are flats sexier than heels? No. But they can definitely be worn in a cute way. The best example is my girl Audrey:

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    Adorable. But I like a retro, beatniky look.

    Re: James Deen.

    What I, personally, like about him is that he looks like the guys I like in real life. He reminds me of about 90% of the boys I've had crushes on and half of the guys I've had sex with so it makes it that much easier/more fun to fully...um...appreciate the porn while I'm watching it. I like the dark hair/light eyes combo. I like his body type. I like Jewish boys. I like his curly hair. You don't really see that type of guy represented in porn a lot, so it's cool to see "my type" once in a while. It's an added bonus that he likes to bang the same way I do.

    As long as I immediately forget his Tweets as soon as I read them, then it's okay.


    In other news, I've gotten my roommate hooked on "BOOM. ROASTED." And it's awesome.
     
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    I am short (5'7") but I've dated girls taller than me and it never bothered me. It's not about height, I don't think. I just like the cute, girl next door look.
     
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