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TiB's Second Birthday Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Puffman, Oct 19, 2011.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    THIS IS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT:
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    Notice how the shoes kind of force the knees back, which juts out the calves and ass into a perfect little picture of perfection? Some times the knees even look hyper extended but hot none the less. Either way no qualms with gym shoes right?
     
    #1121 Kubla Kahn, Oct 27, 2011
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    Did we just have two guys admit to being significantly shorter than 6 feet? And another guy somewhere else say he was "six feet" but actually 5' 11.5?

    Strange things are afoot in idiot land.
     
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    Dude, I'm 5'3". Also, I been way ahead of you guys. I've been using "BOOM! ROASTED!" in casual conversation for like the past month. It has caught on with 3 separate groups of friends. Just one of those things, I guess.

    I would rep you twice if I could.

    Ah, Stile Project. The first sexy picture I found on the Internet was from there, way back when.



    Yep.
     
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    ....And the horse you rode in on.
     
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    I seem to remember a thread where height came up and there was a weird inverse bell curve. All the dudes were either less than 5'8" or over 6'4". Nobody's average around here.
     
    #1125 Racer-X, Oct 27, 2011
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    I have to say, this sort of thing is part of the reason why I pretty much never watch mainstream het porn.
     
    #1126 Nom Chompsky, Oct 27, 2011
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    Internet forums in general don't attract normal people.
     
    #1127 Gravitas, Oct 27, 2011
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    It's called the 'Brutally Honest or Full of Fucking Shit Rule', and it pretty much commands the internet.
     
    #1128 Beefy Phil, Oct 27, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    I think most people here are somewhere in the middle, no? I feel like there isn't too much e-posturing round these parts.
     
    #1129 Nom Chompsky, Oct 27, 2011
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    Hey, I have said I am 5'7" and 120 lbs. But it is nice to know there are two shorter guys on here than me.
     
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    Put it this way: I operate under the assumption that 75% of us are full of shit 40% of the time, and the other 25% of us are lying 67% of the time. 100% us are completely honest 7% of the time, and 0% of us are honest 100% of the time.

    Everything else is a gray area.
     
    #1131 Beefy Phil, Oct 27, 2011
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    I'm 5'3, but I don't think girls' heights count.
     
    #1132 Dcc001, Oct 27, 2011
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    Yeah my driver's license has be pushing 5'6, on a good day. Yeesh. Worst part is seriously crowds at concerts. I have a bad back so standing for long periods of time ain't helping, but unless I can push to the front, or get front row tickets some lanky person will stand in front of me. I really love e-bragging about this.
     
    #1133 Kubla Kahn, Oct 27, 2011
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    That's definitely a dude.

    Also, I'm 5'10. Figured that was more or less average.
     
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    It's science.
     
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    Hell no. I dated a girl who was 5'11" and that was WAY too tall. We were eye to eye when she was wearing clogs. Can't imagine her in a set of heels. No thank you.



    That'd probably be me. These are perfect:
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    I have a serious interest in fucking a girl taller than me. If you know a very tall girl, let me know.
     
    #1138 Nom Chompsky, Oct 27, 2011
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    How tall are you?

    Because I'm 6'2, and I've got a purdy mouth.
     
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    I always hoped I would hit 6 '4 for some reason, but I stuck at 6 '1. Justin Timberlake is as tall as me. Fucking lame.
     
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