Those boobs are great but I'm getting too distracted by the Photoshop disaster where the wall is eating her hip. Although, good thing they did some work on her because she's clearly a cow.
Count yourself lucky. 6'4 is not an easy size to shop for, and some cars can be practically impossible to drive. I'm pudgier than I'd like to be, but still nowhere near enough to fill out an extra-large shirt, yet the XL length is needed. This results in tailoring, which can only do so much.
I was at least 5 inches shorter than every other dude at the Toronto meet-up, and I'm about 5'9". I looked like the coach for a 1950's basketball team: The North York Caucasians.
Fuck you tree top motherfuckers. I have a 27 inch in seam. I've worn a 32-30 since high school, 30 because you don't find 27" on any regular store pants (that ain't fucking kids). If I don't have them tailored or jack them up like urkel I wear out the bottom of the leg stepping on them.
The thing about height differences is the more extreme the difference, the weirder/impossible certain sex positions become. My guy is 5'9" and I'm 6' and we have discovered that our height difference makes doggy style almost impossible (one of us is always uncomfortable) but we are the absolute perfect heights for awesome stand-up sex. I also once dated a guy that was 5'5" once. That did not work out as well. Muscle cramps from awkward sex and a crick in my neck from kissing.
Maybe it's easier if the guy is taller, but I was a full foot taller than the ex and sex positions were no problem. Also made for some awesome cuddling. Nom, I hope you like cuddling.
That's either fruit or the strangest genital area I've ever laid eyes on. I'm not sure which I'd find more disturbing.
Why doesn't every woman have a shirt like that? NSFW And why doesn't every woman have an ass that won't quit like this one? NSFW
As long as I'm inside you and you don't talk. That pretty mouth wasn't designed for yapping. You're going to wear it out.
My Netflix theme this month has been watching the famous Hitchcock movies I hadn't seen yet, and I was starting to think he's overrated, so I decided to watch Psycho for, like, the dozenth time and, I don't care, it's still one of the scariest movies ever. But besides that, I do think Hitchcock is overrated. Or, at least, his movies don't really hold up nowadays.
You know sometimes hearing "everything is going to be ok" from your momma is just what the doctor ordered. This concludes the most out of place post on any drunk thread ever.